my other kitty is like that, like a little bodyguard at my heels when i go on walks, but for this guy we got him used to a harness and a long leash back when he was a kitten. nowadays he'd probably be fine off-leash but he's a headstrong dude and there's a lot of coyotes around, so i play it safe
oooh that's a fun concept to work towards! my one potential problem is i'm kind of located at a low point, surrounded by hills and trees, so i might have to do some experimentation/engineering to communicate with nodes closer to civilization
when i was trying out different Linux distros i installed them on bootable USB drives so i could give them a test-drive, i ended up liking Mint the most
i was doing a lot of reading and pondering about meshtastic stuff last month, it's neat!
this is how robot uprisings get started...
I googled that to make sure you weren't speaking in tongues/having a stroke and apparently this place is also having a Heated Rivalry rave today? man i wish Seattle was a real place, it sounds so cool...
this is the kind of critical life-skill i learned while playing MUDs obsessively in the 90s
young master Geoff, a cat-kind wonderbeast of plumage d'orange, is shot in macro focus w/ his head at a jaunty angle and his eyes bright and giddy, also he's very soft you guys, you should pet his fur sometime it's amazing!
our fuzzy little tangerine nightmare here is watching the snow melting outside and is practically hyperventilating at the imminence of me and him being able to go outside on walkies 😽
agreed, i never consented to this consciousness nonsense, i'm going to need to speak to existence's manager so i can lodge a complaint formally
finally, some optimism!
"i hear ya, getting tied up in traffic sure does suck," i say agreeably, obliviously, demonstrating poor reading comprehensionly
"We only have to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down", that's what some Austrian dude said a few years ago before invading some large industrialized nation, i wonder how that worked out for him?
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*in a transparent font
oh yeah, it's very exciting, really keeps my teeth sharp! and i could move them into a separate folder i SUPPOSE but that's surrendering to fate isn't it?
i took some selfies last week after accidentally buying leopard-print undies (it happens), they look dope as hell but i didn't post them cuz this account is Very Wholesome 🙂↕️ but ofc now when i hand my phone to my parents to look at cat pix there are these leopard-print landmines in my camera roll 😅
a selfie taken in the filthy bathroom mirror of me holding Geoffy the cat like a sack of happy potatoes and im holding a canary yellow phone
i bought this case for my NEW CAMERA-PHONE not because it's especially sturdy or anything but 110% because the bright colour and grippy surface will reduce the number of times i lose the fucking thing by at least 10% (-/+ 15%), so that's my ADHD life-hack for yinz 🙂↕️
Coco the cat, sitting on my mom's computer desk between the monitor and my mom, staring out the front window with huge staring eyes
lmao taking this picture is what let me know our front lawn was covered in deer, her eyes went from happy little slits to bulging orbs of rage >:3
three whitetail deer on my front lawn, come to eat all the suet fallen in the snow under the bird feeder and to nibble on the salt lick i put out for them, in this photo they are bolting into the woods because i dunno deer love running away, it's kind of what they do
a feast in fresh snow
chestnut brown in pelt and gaze
startled my dumb cats
geoffy the cat who is orange is sitting on the counter and looking at me with an expression that says "quit taking fucking pictures of me you asshole" which is entirely fair
he's like a freaking supermodel, how does this guy do it?
it's a closeup pic of an orange cat (Geoff) in an Amazon box looking out through the window with a look of fixed and rapturous intensity upon his wee phiz at a perfidious squirrel that is capering around outside
my face when i'm looking at all my bluesky buddies 😘
99% of my horn use has been to motivate wildlife to kindly get the heck off the road. the remaining 1% is when i accidentally lean on it and startle the shit out of myself
it's a close up picture of my coffee/hot chocolate mug with a disgusting encrustation of microwaved chocolate all over the outside, there are clots and clumps, it's NOT PRETTY
my mom said "you should wash your diarrhea mug" and i'm like jeez mom, do you even understand what gourmet cooking is all about? how caramelization works? maybe i should give the Mona Lisa a vigorous scrubbing with steel wool while i'm at it?
that means it's time to decant the snowshoes and run amok thru moonlit groves of spruce and pine while crying out in ecstasy at the thrill of existence
an intensely Minecraft lookin' lighthouse that is
it just keeps happening!
a hand, pale as the milky moon, as pallid as a drowned corpse, my hand that is complete with dirty thumbnail, is cruelly grasping the anterior head-skin of an innocent orange cat and pulling it back so as to reveal his gorgeous jadeite eyeballs! and then i ran around holding him like he was kitty superman, which is one of his approved games
there, i FINALLY managed to gather enough dopamine molecules together in one place to get my NEW PHONE operational! man it is so wild having a phone that doesn't need to be strategically tensioned with rubber-bands in order to take photographs 🥳
it's a still frame from the show Smiling Friends with Mr frog, Pim, and uhhh the yellow guy w/ the big nose, and Mr frog is looking sadly at a plate of nachos in front of him, and PIM has a word balloon-- wait why did autocorrect capitalize Pim -- and inside the world balloon is a post from the somethingawful forums that reads "Donald Trump please don't shoot me okay well now that you have please don't rub salt in the wound okay well it sucks that you did that too but that isn't who we are Donald" so like it's like Pim is saying this to Mr. Frog, who is also a baby-eating lunatic with godlike powers just like Trump, and therefore oh fuck off it made me laugh and really that's all that matters, i mean that and clean drinking water and Maslow's hierarchy of needs but irregardless whatever shut up! shut up!!
the only real context for this is that i read a funny post on The Forums and was also watching Smiling Friends and also a home-made weed edible was involved
a selfie taken in the front of some book cases, it's kind of soft focused and black and white, it's me giving a hearty thumbs up and for some reason i've got my bottom lip sucked in so it's like i'm trying to emulate a frog
me: wow this new Pixel 9a i got can take vibrant hi-res pictures! perfect!
me: oh my god, every single one of my wrinkles and grey hairs captured in lurid 4K vividity, i'm so old i can smell the open grave that awaits me 💀
also me: an eight year old tablet with a scratched lens? perfect!
it's a blurry picture of my computer monitor taken at a weird angle showing the baby from Eraserhead smoking a fat doob, sure you're probably thinking "wow that's stupid, you're stupid Marshwort, why are you so stupid? stupid and incredibly sexy, Marshwort, that's you! god i would love to sink my teeth into your" uhhh anyways i made it with paint.net because i thought the baby looked like he was stoned and i am 13 at heart
i spent over 72 hours photoshopping this Very Important image because i'm basically a partisan resistance fighter in the war against A.I., i'm like the John Henry of shitposting, the Thomas Sankara of memes, the Pol Pot of-- *connection terminated*
it's a crude line-art drawing of a guy looking at a computer, the guy says to the computer "say 'i am alive'", the computer responds ">I AM ALIVE" and the dude replies "oh my god", it's basically an mspaint synopsis of frankenstein when u think about it
stolen from r/coaxedintoasnafu 🤖
