Have you tried the new health soda? it has 10g of fiber and tastes like shit
Have you tried the new health soda? it has 10g of fiber and tastes like shit
The thing they dont tell you about your late 20s is that Coldplay starts sounding AWESOME
Wanted to show you this post in English because itβs so good and we truly are a global village
This isn't a real baseball statistic or anything but theres a weirdly high number of people crying outside Fenway Park rn
Impressing my date by ordering "the most labor intensive item on the menu"
Is Luke Kornet the new Tatum? #LukeMamba
Billie core
The same day she's getting endorsed by David Ortiz, Mayor Wu throws a heater of a statement at challenger Josh Kraft
the Magdelina Bay concert is mostly dudes. .. fhis is Trumps ' s AMERICA
you ever scratch your head and hit an ingrown hair in there and it's the most painful thing ever
Nintendo President Doug Bowser on the new Switch 2, tariffs and what's next for the gaming giant
Everytime I see this guys name man
Men in the gym locker room doing ungodly things this morning
To be fair, most of the senators are old or they suck
When you think about it this has to be one of the few good things a man named Cory has ever done
People on Th internet r funny somtimes :)
Saw one being driven by a woman yesterday. genuinely shocking
@theatlantic.com how can we add Jeffery Goldberg to all my groupchats
looking into it
smoking weed in a turtleneck sipping on sparkling water
screenshot of a CNN article that reads: βEating a hot dog could take 36 minutes off your life, study saysβ above a picture of two hot dogs
not the way I do it
Stop asking me "are you limping". I don't know, my hips are catastrophically tight all the time so it's impossible to tell
Simply do not go outside if it's colder than that! Winter coat users can't comprehend the agency of layerers
Popped in to TJs for two essentials and there were FOUR of my Opps in there. Barely made it out without any eye contact
He looks like Tim Walzβs Wario
shirtless in the ramen shop
haven't seen a single Cybertruck in Aspen. so that's cool
if I miss this flight because I'm pooping I stg I'm having another espresso
I wish elon musk a swift death π«‘