I don't know that anybody could ever forget.

How are you so absolutely perfect?

That would be a literal dream come true.

You look SO good wet.

Oof. To be there and be able to help you with that.

Can I please? 😁

Literally all of you is perfection. And always miss you!

How is it possible that you've managed to get even more perfect? My lord.

A state of emergency? Against a critically endangered species?

Could you imagine if the head of the United States healthcare system didn’t believe that HIV caused AIDS?

…And that instead they believed that AIDS is caused by recreational drugs (“poppers”) used by gay people?

Oh wait…🥴

There is just simply not enough of you in my days.

You are spectacular.

Uuuugh. Your body is just so good. And the right one for me. Prefer sharp over blurry.

I hope your bday was spectacular and that you have a wonderful time celebrating your fantastic self this weekend.

Well, that's good. Because that feeling is absolutely mutual. You are simply spectacular in all the ways.

Thats so disappointing!

Oof. Well... I'm... ahem... excuse me please.

How could I be anything but? You are simply divine.

You always sound so GOOD.

Gods. Yes please.

You are just the prettiest human being.

God damn. How did I miss this? Spectacular.

...great...

Well, I know exactly where I want to be right now...

Always

Oh god. I do the same thing. The absolute worst.

NOBODY KNOWS just how many Americans per year are killed off by health insurance companies delaying and denying coverage because they DON’T SHARE THE DATA.

grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O

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