BearSauce (he/him)

When 2 become 1 @bearzalea.bsky.social

Yum

Haha. Obviously

Miss when me knees could bend like this 🤪 / ACL recovery! Woo! #scruff

Trying to keep my head up while fighting the good fight.

Why did I make a watercolor painting of my douche and favorite dildo 🤗 #art #nsfw

Giving myself a hand.

I’m not like most people. I’m moist, people!

Happy Halloween!

Coconut water, gross. Coconut in me water, yum.

Sorry if my huge throbbing personality keeps distracting you.

Put up some Halloween decorations today #baddragon

Throwback to getting my prostate punched by @bearsauce.bsky.social

Fuck that was so fun! Let’s do it again.

On the water with the fish! There were so many fish!

I didn’t workout today but let’s pretend I did for the internet. Weee.

I think I dropped more than the soap. #nsfw

Hi there cutie

I wish I had a time machine so I’d have the opportunity to suck every dick throughout all of time and space.

Hey Bobby! #scruff

Hahah. What on some ghosts podcast!

Happy Sunday.

If you didn’t license my likeness to use in the astral plane, I better not find out I appeared in your dreams! #science #legalfacts

Saw a picture of me from 6 days ago and said “I use to be such a young thing”

It’s an every day battle haha

Had the urge to drive my Lime scooter right into the back of a UPS truck just because it sounded fun to crash into something at full speed. God I need a hobby.

Take me back to the beach. 🏖️ #torremolinos #spain #scruff

Just a video of me dancing my butt on vacation. That’s it. Nothing else to see.