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Alex Wasik

@alexeatscarbs

Software Engineer, Husband, Hilarious, Dog Lover. Not necessary in that order.

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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

09.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 5218 πŸ” 817 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 53

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... Your not gonna fool me again." - George Bush

17.08.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or Social Security

16.08.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Handmaid's Tale was a warning. This article confirms some of these sick fucks actually want make it a reality.

15.08.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Peterman Brothers - Charity Showdown Blending the thrill of college basketball season with support for local charities. We raise substantial awareness through community voting and customer engagement and annually donate thousands of doll...

Take 2 minutes to vote for my organization, Brooke’s Place for Grieving Young People! You can vote daily, and the winners receive a years worth of donations!

www.petermanhcp.com/showdown

21.03.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop complaining about AI cheaters in Software interviews and start asking human questions. Leetcode questions and inverted binary trees are so 2000 and late.

13.03.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose . Alt: patrick star from spongebob SquarePants is booing with thumbs down
26.02.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to create an app that mutes Chris Collinsworth

23.12.2024 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dua Lipa. That's the whole message.

16.12.2024 03:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish we did

12.09.2024 11:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bobby Newport's never had a real job in life.

06.09.2024 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Walter the 65lb Bernie Doodle

Walter the 65lb Bernie Doodle

Happy 1st birthday, Walter!

07.07.2024 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A motorcycle should NOT get an entire parking spot

28.04.2024 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One nice thing about having 6 siblings is that I'm guaranteed at least 6 birthday wishes

19.04.2024 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mother is very health conscious. I was once drinking vodka and she asked me if it was plant based. Clearly boomers don't know as much as they think.

09.07.2023 11:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome @futuregerald.bsky.social
Only one of the best humans on the planet.

06.07.2023 14:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

English is weird.

04.07.2023 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can barely get 1 like. We're good

04.07.2023 04:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is Patio pronounced like Pat-ee-o and not Pa-shee-o?

03.07.2023 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still don't know what r*atio means πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

02.07.2023 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have 3 available. I'm only charging one student loan forgiveness each!

01.07.2023 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure Ozempic works but tapeworms are cheaper

30.06.2023 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

50 posts in a row on my feed by @pfrazee.com. I suppose I need to follow someone else. πŸ€”

16.06.2023 12:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.05.2023 11:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got 17 posts and zero likes. Could be worse πŸ˜…

12.05.2023 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@sarahedo.bsky.social in the top 90!? Let's get her into the top 10!

12.05.2023 21:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you the real Stephen King? How do we know? Where's your blue skeet mark?

12.05.2023 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Patrick and Max

06.05.2023 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The pups

The pups

So how does this work? Follow randos and @chrissyteigen.bsky.social then post dog pics? Sounds like a good time!

05.05.2023 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gives me gas πŸ’¨

05.05.2023 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0