Michael vs. 2026

Okay, so why did none of you assholes tell me there’s a D&D/Disco hybrid out there?

To quote Bender Bending Rodriguez:

“We’re boned.”

‘90s media *really* primed us for the post-9/11 quagmires. As Carlin put it, “We couldn’t wait to go play with our toys in the sand.”

Especially annoying when you’re going down the hall and walk right into them, webbed into a cocoon and hanging from the ceiling.

BRB, placing a Polymarket bet on him calling her Omarosa

Kane would have hired someone else to do the prompts.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

Find the one that's real.

This pinheaded Tulsa bougie dipshit telling someone else to "quit the tough guy act" is fucking rich.

I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

welp

If Germany should declare war on Hell, etc.

I would be fine not breeding Chocobos this time.

Mary Shelley: i consent
Percy Shelley: i consent
Lord Byron: i consent
Gravestone of Mary Wollstonecraft: isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

"You get those pictures of Tuvok with the zip drive?"

"Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked"

I'm so sorry.

Nixon had to resign - not even go to jail, just leave his job for a quiet retirement and a lifelong pension on the taxpayer dime -- and the ruling class went absolutely apeshit.

Whither the inverted pyramid?

Let me not to the marriage of true dudes admit impediment

You know it's a low day for me because I am seriously contemplating adding this theory to the LOTR fan wiki.

I just can't stop thinking about when I was a kid and teachers kept characterizing my intense concern for right and wrong as an impediment to my success

This winter has been hard, yo.

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

It's always time for this anti-fascist moment from Casablanca.

Me when I'm called "Trekkie Freak."

If you don’t like a rule, just don’t use it. There’s no RPG cops, nobody cares. Yelling about it like a subway nut just makes you an asshole.

“Bad news is, Sauron saw into Pippin’s mind. Good news is, it was *Pippin’s* mind.”

Jesus Christ, the last line

How I feel when someone blocks me

Chiming in to say that every single “Oklahomans” joke you are about to hear because of Markwayne Mullins is true