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@sammysam93

Pakistani guy in the UK Bi Part time doctor, full time scientist. Lefty dork with a love of dad puns.

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Kemi Badenoch is currently explaining to a mirror why she was the real winner last night while listening to Will Powers’ Adventures in Success.

27.02.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 1264 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 4

Greens won, they were 12 points ahead of reform, Labour halved their vote share and the Conservatives lost their deposit. What a gorgeous morning.

27.02.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Going underreported but it is hilarious that the Conservatives only managed 500 more votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party

27.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tax billionaires out of existence.

26.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 17034 πŸ” 3840 πŸ’¬ 561 πŸ“Œ 304
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Hope Beats Hate: Green Party Defeats Reform and Labour in Huge Gorton and Denton By-Election Victory A concerted political and media campaign to scare voters about aΒ β€œGreen Menace” winning this by-election failed, reports Adam Bienkov

β€œIn a battle between hope and hate, hope has won.”
Congratulations to new MP Hannah Spencer!
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/27/h...

27.02.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 1759 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 17
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Recent reports of the Palace of Westminster needing major renovation work, and then a plumber gets elected?

27.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis is good for Labour actually”

No, you really don’t fucking getting it, they about to get pasted at the locals

27.02.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

B-but I thought we had to vote for Labour! Wasn't a vote for Green just a vote for Farage? That's what the Labour cultists were saying!

27.02.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that *this* is their worst nightmare, rather than Reform winning, is horribly and depressingly revealing.

27.02.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Labour would go into coalition with Reform, rather than allow the Greens to govern in their own right.
It will be mandated by donors.

27.02.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"These pictures.. of the deputy leader of the Labour Party Lucy Powell.. you can see written on her face what Labour MPs have been telling me darkly for a few weeks now, which is that this exact scenario, a Green win, Reform in second, Labour in third, is their worst nightmare"

27.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 44

good morning, @lucympowell.bsky.social.

maybe you and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social should murder some more trans kids. im sure that'll boost your popularity.

i voted labour for 20 years and this is the happiest i've ever been after an election result.

alls i can say is '...and many more'.

27.02.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

hahahaha

27.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Muslims voting for a female plumber, in a party led by a gay Jewish guy, who ran on policies and talking points like decriminalisation, abolishing the monarchy and ensuring justice comes for the bloodshed in the holy land. Does not get much better.

27.02.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6
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So the Telegraph is taking this well

27.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 5950 πŸ” 1111 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 289
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This seems to be the Labour line today. β€˜I don't think we should over interpret this result'

Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander speaks to #BBCBreakfast after the Green Party won the Gorton and Denton by election, taking the seat from Labour who finished third. I’m not sure everyone will agree

27.02.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 12

Seismic and astonishing. That’s the level of feeling from the people of Manchester that they don’t want hateful divisive bullshit. Well done to the Greens and well done the people for a resounding fuck off to Goodwin and Farage

27.02.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Starmer’s entire approach, from his project’s earliest days, rested on the new core coalition of younger, more urban and ethnic minority voters had nowhere else to go. That idea is in tatters.

As I wrote yday, it arises from Labour not valuing the coalition it has and romanticising one it does not

27.02.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 420 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

Of course dynamics at a general election will be different. But it was Starmer who set up idea that the litmus test of success in politics is who can defeat Reform. And for now the answer appears to be- not him and not Labour. This inevitably destabilises him further.

27.02.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Labour’s coalition and strategy is fraying in every direction. Starmer’s has anchored that strategy in saying only Labour can beat Reform. And (like Caerphilly) that’s just been shown to be nonsense. What’s left?

27.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 5

A truly historic and (potentially) momentous win for the Greens. They’ve never won 10% in a by election before. Now they’ve won in a part of Manchester Labour has held since 1931.

27.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 979 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 7
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Wish someone sucked my pakistani cock 😈πŸ₯΅

19.01.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œBe kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. β€œAt a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

β€œBe kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. β€œAt a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

05.01.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 19133 πŸ” 7521 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 76
The full moon rising through thin spindly branches, the moon looking extra large tonight

The full moon rising through thin spindly branches, the moon looking extra large tonight

The full moon beginning to crest above the branches, it's a rich buttery hue tonight

The full moon beginning to crest above the branches, it's a rich buttery hue tonight

Through my telescope you can see Jupiter perfectly lined up with three smaller white dots which are three of its moons

Through my telescope you can see Jupiter perfectly lined up with three smaller white dots which are three of its moons

okay boys off you go

(to Jupiter)

04.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

bitch what the fuck are you wearing

04.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 578 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Americans,
How would you feel if Canada did to you want your government did to Venezuela? What if we went in and bombed DC or Mara Largo, took your president and First Lady then ran your country until a new leader was available? Would you like it?
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the.fearless.haunted.anti. hero β€’ 9h Follow Dear Americans, How would you feel if Canada did to you want your government did to Venezuela? What if we went in and bombed DC or Mara Largo, took your president and First Lady then ran your country until a new leader was available? Would you like it? Β© 10.9K @9.3K G630 & 413

So when can you start

04.01.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 9116 πŸ” 1433 πŸ’¬ 735 πŸ“Œ 419
post about how someone's 23 year old son was on the Maduro kidnapping and felt pressure to obey or go to jail

post about how someone's 23 year old son was on the Maduro kidnapping and felt pressure to obey or go to jail

look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral

03.01.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2862 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 111
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Impeach, convict, remove.

03.01.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 16549 πŸ” 3819 πŸ’¬ 294 πŸ“Œ 200

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

03.01.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 13408 πŸ” 2209 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 82

incredibly funny to see americans posting they hope congress will get the president for committing this war crime. what country do you think you live in?

03.01.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 2232 πŸ” 542 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 18