ME: omg i have so much to do today
BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don't feel bad for only doing some of it
ME: that doesn't make any sense
BRAIN: don't tell me how to do my job
My brother used to call me a brain doner as an insult when I was small. We should use this more
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.
Yes. A MILLION.
This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:
www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...
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The greediest amongst us are tasked with enforcing the rules in the greed-rewarding system
If you remember the release of windows95, you should consider the shingles vaccine
C'mon, they can't get into Trump's bank accounts
Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything
Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom
The Shields of America is something my son, playing in his underoos, sucking on a juice box would say. The level of SDE these GI Chodes display makes the entire world’s vag dry up faster than Donald Trump’s spray tan
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
Every single person in the entire chain of command that massacred the schoolgirls in Minab, and that is currently carpet bombing Iranian civilians, needs to be tried and jailed in The Hague. Sick, depraved monsters drunk on imperial hubris.
BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.
(dragged off in handcuffs)
Dateline: surprisingly, neighbours described him as an obnoxious loudmouth who stuck his nose in everyone's business
In a stunning reversal, 63 year old MC Hammer announces that you are now allowed to touch this.
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
Timeline clense
i hate when the walmart building has that little design feature that makes it look like a little village of multiple shops. just mocking what they took from us right to our face.
The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.
man these job loss numbers
Trump on terrorist attacks in America: “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
but if "he's just stupid" that should also be disqualifying!!
I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.
"he's just stupid! i find this plausible because i am also stupid!" is objectively a weird angle people keep trying to take on this. if you've studied WW2 for years you know what it is. if you watch an hour of the history channel falling asleep on the couch every day you know what it is
This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...
The desperate attempt at humor will continue until the world is no longer so heartless and grim my god it is so grim
My university received a few years ago the promise of the largest single gift to a public university in U.S. history. It was equivalent to 12 hours of bombing Iran.
This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
They fund it in Gaza. They're doing it to Venezuelan fisherman. They're doing it in Iran. They're doing it in the streets and in concentration camps to immigrants in the US. They've done it to US citizen protestors on the streets in Minnesota.
There are no limits to what they are capable of.
