Luke

A glimmer of hope

Thank the maker ethical games journalism is still thriving in this era of perpetual omnipotent slop

Most likely outcome is that asshole dies of old age and leaves everyone else to clean up his mess, capping an 80 year run of never experiencing consequences. Only in America baby!

“Maximum lethality, not Tepid Legality. Violent Effect, not Politically Correct.” -the talking head turned Depart of War Criminal Pete Hogsbreath

SIXTY FIVE SCHOOLS
FOURTEEN HOSPITALS

Icy playground were all over the place all winter. It’s cliche, but these chuds need bad to touch grass. Or I guess touch snow, given the context here.

The right of a nation to defend itself is within the eye of the beholder, as ever

this made me cackle all the way through

Earth2 still slaps

Kalshi has entered the chat

If only we could harness the energy produced by slur pressure as a renewable fuel…

Gladiatorial fights? Moon landings? Social media abolition? How hard could it be, truly?

You wouldn’t happen to be Gianmarco Soresi of the Tumblr Soresis would you?!?

If a medication is taken weekly it’s not actually medicine it’s just a lil treat

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.