Brazen Bard

This job commission is... giving off strange vibes...

Only reason I still have my account is to make sure no-one else can usurp the name.

Any way you can block "content" from those generators?

As if that weren't bad enough, every backasswards country that does use DST isn't even doing it at the same time. Norway's due in three weeks. In the meantime, D&D scheduling with the group distributed across North America and Norway is... fusterclucked. 🤬

I mean, I've pretty much been doing that for a couple years already, since they fucked up D&D and MtG again, the AI and the corporate stock photo art thing...

Well, I *am* at a Pathfinder 2e game today, so d100 roll... 43.

At the Crucifixion, the Bible tells us how Jesus was showing symptoms of illness beginning after The Last Supper, already present at his capture, leading to an unusually quick death.

It seems plausible he actually died from food poisoning - a bad case of Cross Contamination.

Let's Play The Last Starship with the Brazen Bard YouTube video by Brazen Bard

Welp, I done stream'd... AND got the video up on YouTube.

youtu.be/pGwoRPP3icY

Now that I'm getting OBS wrassled into cooperation, I'm gonna start tinkering more with extra screens... like a BRB screen.

I think Secret Hitler might be one game that was essentially made with that program before hitting print. It's a great prototyping framework, as I understand it.

Isn't that exactly what Tabletop Simulator is made for?

...I *would*, but a lot less frequently, for rather obvious reasons.

(That kind of detail is great for commissioned art pieces and the like, not so much for getting cartoons done at a decent pace.)

Drop a gif you can hear

Weirdly, I don't really have ANY of these (though paralysis is REALLY high up on the Nope list, it's nowhere near phobia level), but having anything poke me in the pupil? That jeebies my heebies REAL bad, and became an immediate issue when getting my eyes checked...

Hamster Potty, the SUPERIOR HP franchise...

Let's instead invest in the *superior* HP products, shall we? 😏

I mean, Hammer failed upward, too, so... they're kind of two pees in a pod.

That was not a typo.

Y'all are the würst, turning it into a food fight like that. 😅

Meanwhile, the muskrat is not even close to Luthor, he's Justin Hammer, not worthy of being in the same continuity as Lex. 😅

I'm inclined to say Jolteon.

*Looks at Leafeon*

Why do I feel called out?

Three-headed hydra, one head is somewhat less bright than the others...

To be honest... this is the only image I can think of that would fit every configuration of D&DTubers in any given collaboration...

Time just tripped me up a little; you never really think about William Shakespeare being a contemporary of the Jamestown colony in the Americas...

I watched Big Trouble in Little China last night.

I see a lot of Lo Pan in Trump, minus the elegance and intelligence...

Doesn't matter what the ultimatum is, the person giving the ultimatum goes. No second chances.

Why not? I've heard of people using Magic: The Gathering cards in place of tarot cards, a Deck of Many Things should work just fine.

Problem is, it summons those bears from somewhere, rather than creating them.

For all you know, that bear you summoned has tiny cubs who are suddenly all alone in the world...

Y'know, next to clairvoyance and clairaudience, there really be clairolfaction and clairtactile spells - remote smelling and remote touching.

There's gotta be a market for that...

Finally getting to watch Big Trouble in Little China.

Man, this has been on The List for decades...

Apparently, some people don't appreciate having makeup referred to as "mug painting kits".

I'll see myself out.

Possibly, it's this tiny, silly trap, a small shack, like a hot dog stand kind of structure, with a small counter, a bell, and a sign that reads "FRE BER RING BEL".

If someone rings the bell, a random, confused bear appears for each ding. Not immediately hostile, but easily provoked. 😅

For me, it was Star Wars. The West End Games version.