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March jogging. Last time I saw the sky. - about 6 days ago 😩

09.03.2026 06:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My only takeaway from about 40 years worth of watching cycle racing on TV is that whilst the rest of the world generally has pretty decent weather, the UK’s in comparison is an absolute disgrace. That’s it.

09.03.2026 05:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting on for 40 years of service 🫡

08.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In a sport of ‘big pistons’ - is MvdP the biggest piston ever?
< punches fist into palm to emphasise the point >

01.03.2026 10:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The wheel is not even the biggest mess in that picture - look at the socks

28.02.2026 21:21 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Whaaaaat 🤨. I’m too old to bother trying to understand any of this. I’m guessing bigbusinessb0llocks wants more £££££ out of me somewhere. Some sort of sub-subscription. Analogue Channel 4 with Phil & Paul talking down a phone line feels a long time ago

28.02.2026 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn’t want to put a mucky car on his pristine driveway. Have some compassion, please

25.02.2026 09:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘Worst skis I ever had’: Swedish biathletes blame poor Olympic form on waxing team Sweden’s biathletes have laid the blame for their poor medal return at Milano Cortina squarely on their waxing team

Fair to say I was pretty nervous at my new role of ‘wax technician’ to the Swedish Biathlon Team but I think it went pretty well 🙏 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

21.02.2026 21:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Norwegian XC team going full-Gewiss this morning

21.02.2026 11:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Who needs this techno-feudalism? It’s probably on a subscription model. If you don’t pay - you have to suffer loose shoes .

21.02.2026 07:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Brighton, New Road #bikerackbeauty

19.02.2026 17:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d have been in the car at the first feed zone

14.02.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it’s a cycling ‘spectacle’ you want you could always watch Chris Froome navigate a technical TT course

14.02.2026 11:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Why even attempt a 1,570m stage finish here in February?

14.02.2026 08:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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February joggings

14.02.2026 08:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘Classic’ doing a lot of heavy lifting here btw…

06.02.2026 08:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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With the ‘Muscat Classic’ using - apparently - one camera moto, everyone else could go home and nobody would know

06.02.2026 08:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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It’s Monday - breakfast appropriately

02.02.2026 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a bike eh? Iconic

24.01.2026 13:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I might call this a ‘mountain bike’

23.01.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t forget the shipping containers!

14.01.2026 11:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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XDS Astana Team on Instagram: "Celebrating our 20th anniversary and a successful 2025 season in the style we love most. 🎤🎶 Enjoy 😉 Feat. @nikconci | @alexandrvinokurov | @christian_scaro | @nico.vi... 6,075 likes, 203 comments - xds_astana_team on January 6, 2026: "Celebrating our 20th anniversary and a successful 2025 season in the style we love most. 🎤🎶 Enjoy 😉 Feat. @nikconci | @alexandrvinok...

Is it possible to pour petrol on an instagram post and set it alight?

www.instagram.com/reel/DTK9XXT...

13.01.2026 19:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know a small minigolf course that will happily take cash from you

08.01.2026 14:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Your periodic reminder to breakfast appropriately

07.01.2026 08:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had this a couple of years ago on a couple of occasions. I contacted a ‘fox expert’ at Sussex Uni who said they were probably chasing me off and wouldn’t have bitten me if I hadn’t noticed them running up behind me. I reckon though you’d be able to drop them in short order. Me on the other hand…

22.12.2025 10:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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December joggings

16.12.2025 10:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*pint glass

09.12.2025 21:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely world-class VTT content ❤️

29.11.2025 08:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This looks good. I’ll be giving it a go for the ‘26 season obvs.
Whatever next 🙄

29.11.2025 08:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Must be time for ‘ski camp’ soon

27.11.2025 19:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0