Lexi Where This Goes (@lexiwherethisgoes)

If you're not masturbating to me, I can only assume you're masturbating against me.

20.08.2025 00:52 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Shark week is the safest week to go to the beach because the sharks are busy being on TV.

30.06.2025 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is speaking into a microphone with the words acknowledge me below him ALT: a man with a beard is speaking into a microphone with the words acknowledge me below him

Straight conservative white men during pride month

02.06.2025 21:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me going through Seattle grindr looking for t girl bottoms

27.05.2025 01:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"you're crazy"

God forbid a girl keep up a family tradition

14.05.2025 04:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is indeed a hard sell.

08.05.2025 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listen, I don't care if the Pope is from Chicago, I'm still not drinking Malort.

08.05.2025 19:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure, I'm seeing a 24 year old puppy girl but she's 168 in dog years, so really it's her preying on me.

26.04.2025 22:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She said she can't sub to someone who wears a Tom Brady jersey.

I've never been this determined before.

22.04.2025 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the behest of my medical team and the @tacobell.bsky.social legal team, I have retired The Sauce Bag since I can no longer state what year the sauce is from with any sort of conviction.

04.04.2025 01:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's honestly not fair that I get to look like this while still absolutely laying pipe like I'm the third Mario brother.

24.03.2025 16:45 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just posting some bait so I can get wrapped up in one of those Seattle T4T polycules

15.03.2025 18:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You ever go on a date, get home, sit back, and realize you are completely fucked?

No reason, just asking

15.03.2025 06:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love feeling represented in literature! (reading the dsm-v right now)

11.03.2025 03:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm autistic. Of course I would love having a train run on me.

10.03.2025 01:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Utter woke nonsense

06.03.2025 15:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Dodge this

23.02.2025 06:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got a new puppy!

21.02.2025 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Working on training buttons for Bagel. What do you think?

11.02.2025 00:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, was someone gonna tell me that trans milfs were in vogue now? I've been sitting here having a mid life crisis, and you're just gonna not tell me that all of the sudden I'm in high demand?

03.02.2025 20:06 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's so perfect and derpy! I'm in panic mode puppy proofing my apartment, but he's coming home to a royal welcome

03.02.2025 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A week and a half and then Bagel is coming home!

03.02.2025 17:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that... actually helps a lot lol

01.02.2025 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just made an appointment to get my Real ID license, just as I read an article about a trans woman having all of her documentation seized when she went to renew her passport so I'm really scared lol

Someone talk me down, I'm gonna crash out here

01.02.2025 02:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do I know anyone in Kansas City Missouri?

17.01.2025 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a fucking perfect response lol

14.01.2025 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When you think about it, tapeworms are just nature's Ozempic

13.01.2025 00:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I knew how to backflip, I'm pretty sure that would just be my response to anything.

12.01.2025 02:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What would reverse taxidermy look like?

10.01.2025 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Update, her flight home got canceled so she's just gonna live with me until Wednesday lmao

07.01.2025 02:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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