Devious Vacuum

Do No Harm, by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, & Penny Parker 2 track album

It’s Bandcamp Friday!! Artists receive 100% of profits from sales today, so I would be ever so glad were you to peruse my wares ✨

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A very tiny brown bunny sitting on the sidewalk curled up into a little ball and underneath it are the words “I am at my limit.“

It me

[STREAM 12/23/2025] Christmas Eve Eve ft. Cookie's Bustle YouTube video by Sebmal Stream Archives

now YOU can watch the video that was TAKEN DOWN for THREE AND A HALF HOURS www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKd...

Thank you for your service 🫡

Ah fuck uhhhhh (Googling something real quick) it's uhhhh (reading the AI results) Real Grade I think

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Saving this image!! It's our time

The allears emote from SomethingAwful

Been thinking a lot about Mx. AllEars lately, an emotion I feel so often but can no longer express...

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

My positive affirmation for today: almost 37 years old and people are still interested in my absolute territory

I'm always saying this!!

okay one more

though i walk through the valley of the shadow of it's so over, i am so back

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

Bouncer: "This party is for queer folks only."

Trans girl: "I have social anxiety and this is my emotional support straight cis friend Jeff."

Jeff: "Jeff... Jeff?"

Bouncer: "Alright he can go in but make sure you keep him close. We have a lot of drag queens in here tonight."

Jeff: "Jeeeeeff!!!"

could a dying empire do THIS

Earnestly just burst out laughing imagining Khorne doing Diva Cup shooters

rough day for anyone who believes in the sanctity of human life

Found some old books in the family farmhouse from the early 1900s and they are about anatomy, hypnotism and embalming. These people sure are related to me

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

it's tie's birthday and you should watch his stream and be really really really nice to him and get one of his shirts that I designed for him that has NO spelling errors on it!!!

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The girlies went to the hot springs last night and it was SO nice, now I know I have a springs-type spa in driving distance of me, and I'm definitely gonna go back

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana

(Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

Six pendants in various stones.

6 pendants in various stones

This worked for earrings so. All .925. Ask me about them!

1. Seraphinite
2. Mystic Topaz
3. Semiprecious inlay w/opal
4. Prohibited
5. Fossil with garnet/peridot.
6. Lab opal inlay.
7. Amber
8. Sunset chrysocolla
9. Sea sediment jasper
10. Labradorite
11. Onyx & Lab opal
12. Fordite

a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

🫶

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

stupid bumper sticker i quickly made in canva that says I got my hooha yeehaw’d at howdy electrolysis. red background brown letters