tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).
This registered democrat from NY would like you to resign and retire. Too weak.
On the one hand, the presidency is a fundamentally broken institution.
On the other hand, Congress is a fundamentally broken institution.
On the third hand, the Supreme Court is a fundamentally broken institution.
“A Scout is Brave”.
Scouting’s CEO is a coward.
401,000 people moving state to state in fear of having legal documents invalidated (KS), jail time for using restrooms (FL, UT), loss of access to adult care (dozens) or youth care (dozens even in D-led states), & the message from “opposition” is still largely “you’re making too big a deal of this.”
i know someone with three kids, two trans, one she took in after their own parents disowned them. their state banned trans healthcare, so they moved to chicago specifically for "sanctuary." the big healthcare provider they went there for quit treating trans patients last year.
Our boy mayor has said all the right things the do-nothing establishment wants him to, and most importantly, done nothing. PERFECT national representative. He has been biding his time at the top of the local political heap just waiting for this chance to step over us to something higher.
You funded the shit out of them, voted for the Laken Riley Act, voted to express your gratitude. You can show up every day and demand access, and when that fails go to the House floor and demand it.
Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
I think we are going to have a Democratic-controlled Senate.
And all we will need for the leadership of that Democratic Senate to do is hold actual, real, impeachment trials.
As the Constitution requires.
Not the bullshit fake trials like the ones that the Senate held in 2020 and 2021...
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
Sometimes very hard not to feel like the rest of the country has abandoned Minnesota. We STILL have ICE everywhere. Our schools, businesses, and economy are in profound crisis. But without Bovino here throwing tear gas, much of the country seems to not care at all what’s being done to us.
breaking: poor people spend money on food
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
Wish they would resign…
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov both of you need to resign immediately and let someone else lead the democratic party, you ain't got the stones
I love Drury for what he did as a player for the Sabres, but he’s been a dunce as a GM.
lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · 49m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.
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Get a load of this. I’m ashamed that this man is my Senator.
Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
No, he doesn’t listen to his constituents.
Nah. We want ICE abolished. Not that you care what your constituents want. This NYS will never vote for you again.
WE DONT NEED WGR ANYMORE!? EVERYTHING IS IN HOUSE! TASKER! THE GIRL WHO HATED DIGGS! BROWNIE! ERIC WOOD TRASHING KEON COLEMAN! THE FILM GUY WHO WILL TALK NICE ABOUT US BUT BURY THE BILLS ROSTER ON COWERD! PLUS, JESUS! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT JOHN MURHY SHOW!
