🅴 Rassragr

Did you touch it?

This time change has my ass beat

Me looking into the camera with a cranky facial expression

Tired f-slur

Hell yeah!! Can’t wait to see what you have in store. Also you look like fucking sexy badass in that

For the penis lovers: y’all ever see a dick that’s just so 🫦 that you’d be perfectly happy just holding it, and maybe running your fingers through their pubes?

Just me?

The money that we donate to stores who then donate to [cause] may help mitigate our white guilt, but what people don’t realize is it ensures the company gets another way to not pay taxes/gives them another donation tax credit. Make the donation directly to whatever cause, not to the store.

As an Old Gay™️, NEVER come to me for neither advice nor wisdom. If you want snark and dark humor, I’m totally your guy. Adultisms? Big fat no.

This is so weird. We all do this. But like… I have perfectly good queer friends on this continent. In this city even. But do I ask them? 🙂‍↔️

Happy anniversary to you both! 23 years-amazing!

Fully

Me in a patterned shirt looking into the camera

Good morning lovely queerios. Happy Monday from the place where my soul goes to die.

Oh and this is all because he’s mad we’re mad he and his cronies raped, tortured, murdered and ate children and babies.

So we moved our nuclear signaling plane over to the SWANA region (the ‘Middle East’). This fucking admin is going to nuke Iran.

I hope you both have a great time!

Oooh she’s a big girl now!

I’ll even add a little caress for ‘em

You have significantly more responsibility than I do- you have littles to be aware of.

Today me already knows tomorrow me is going to be so cranky when the alarm goes off an hour earlier in the morning

Allub’m

A husky (labeled “me”) staring into a campsite lantern (labeled “your pecs”)

Yes, Dad

Ok the results are in: I really dislike mango.

Negatory, ghost rider

Friendly pinches your cheeks 😏😉

Also, happy that I’m providing the option!

Me, flattered, with a silly facial expression

You click on li’l ol’ ME?! Super flattered that I’m click worthy! 😊

We’ve meet in 3D so I know coming from you it’s a friendly reminder tap.

Popcicles. Great idea.

That’s probably the best thing you could be drinking right now

I sent them a DM and asked them to add filters. 😁 That’s a new thirst follow “Blutual,” I hope they take it in the friendly pro-consent spirit it was intended. It would be super cool if they make the adjustment.

Oh, shit-sorry. I don’t have any porn filters on and don’t know how to tell if someone’s posts are labeled or not. Sorry for exacerbating the issue 😕