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How many more types of codys will have to perish
Astrology for stoners
Why when you’re in a jam band do you have to name yourself “Wet Lettuce” or “Paradoxical Frog”? Pick a cool name instead
Einstein wouldn’t, but Feynman would have 100%
Do sanitation workers put “I have a passion for poop and piss” on their resumes, or is it just me
Every real man should do these three things:
1. Drink black coffee (eating disorder)
2. Drink straight whiskey (eating disorder)
3. Bench 300lbs (body dysmorphia)
I need…
Who care
Pathetic
No quarter
my wife set off the fire alarm with a particularly foul dump
Always was
Vaxed?
Gen Z will be the first generation to remember a word without air fryers
Fellas: find yourself a woman that likes sports, hold on to her tight and tell her “no thanks, sports are boring but we can still be friends”
Has a name ever gone harder than Ursula LeGuin?
Yes we should have the other guy powering down. He was the better Dying Man for America
Porncupine
Democrats Won’t Do Shit
freddy (not that freddy) vs jason (different jason)
Ol John Poppers
You’re such a wet noodle
There is no way you ever get me to peacefully coexist with a bee: a creature that wants to forcehump its poison-filled detachable insect dick into my dewy tender skin.
Fuck off
If you think about "people who you would not be surprised to see in the Epstein files," it's literally every magician you can think of
Your dad is a sexual being, and you should discuss this with him