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An estimated fix time screenshot for another three days time, with details of virgin media addressing the outage of internet which has already been down for 24 hours

Absolutely fuming, our internet has been down since 10am yesterday and virgin media reckon they can leave people completely disconnected until TUESDAY? So no fix for four days? What? Be serious 😡

An absolute joke (as is having to use free supermarket wifi just to ragepost)

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with a brew

If you’re part of any creative groups, unions or other organisations in the uk you should be passing news like this along and spreading the world. News like this gets has the chance to be overlooked but if enough organisations kick up a fuss things can change.

It’s times like these I wish the internet wasn’t such a dangerous cesspool so I could share some clips of them being excellent but alas

My girls’ team put 22 tries across the line this afternoon. Three of them by my eldest 😍 An absolute stonking victory, couldn’t be prouder 🙌

Aaaaahhhhh I love this!

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

8am kickoff for 12’s footy.
In Sunderland.
FML.

beggars belief

I deliberately try and know as little as possible these days or I’d go insane with fury and despair

What I do know is that howling saxophone of hot piss needs gone

How did we go from global outcry over the lies of WMD to letting this bloated shitheel just go about dropping bombs on countries and nicking their presidents with literally zero rein or recourse I mean come on

He’s doing another war crime? In a baseball cap? Good lord

Hang on, what’s the big orange fuckwit done now?

Jokes on me to be fair

World Book Day next week so time to start making a costume that the youngest won’t actually wear 🙌

Last year I cut and attached about 90 paper feathers to a cloak so she could be the owl from the owl and the pussycat, only to have her opt for an Asda Alice in Wonderland her dad picked up fml

When people show their arse, don’t be afraid to kick it

Just unfriended some weirdo on Facebook who apparently has gone all Reform and EDL under my nose

It’s that easy, just fuck them off into oblivion

Go on the Greens

*weeping* please stop calling women females in casual conversation

Congrats!

Sir, I will pronounce your sentence

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

Also I’m a huge annoyance in general

My toxic trait is starting a game and never having enough time to fully finish it

1. this is a brilliant piece

2. FYI:

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 stop it

I’m gonna give that a go, the bombardment of sad news and distressing topics is just making me really doomy every day lol