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Extremely glad to see you back writing about Survivor for this season. I always look forward to reading your columns and really missed you in these last few doodoo seasons!!!

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.

it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.

it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

Shut up

Hi this sucks ass, well good talk

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

The Nordic Pantheon saves its toughest battles for its strongest soldiers

Dowry of 400 cheese wheels gathered from all corners of the land

Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

same lol

the worm demands sacrifice

Heroes of Might and Magic 2 Soundtrack - Knight Town Theme YouTube video by Roland Ironfist

paging @rowan.monster -- why the hell did Heroes of Might and Magic 2 soundtrack go so hard?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzuC...

like any technological breakthrough, advanced yankee brain can be good or evil depending on how it is deployed and by whom.

As the government is putting up photos and rewards for protesters that they want to go after, remember that the person who called in the tip about Luigi never got paid.

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

Series of Bluesky posts: Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social Some of the big ideas I've been associated with in my career: 1. Supply and demand applies to housing 2. People like politicians who take popular positions 3. Police help prevent crime 4. The Orange Man is bad 5. China's large population matters a lot for power politics Matthew Yglesias (reply to above post) @mattyglesias.bsky.social I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Yglesias whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true. The Gripe Gazette @gripegazette.bsky.social Forgot to switch to a sock puppet account? Large text on top from Felix Biederman’s Instagram account reading “sometimes you have to be your own biggest fan”

lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account

Who’s your backup team these days??!

Hey that works out great then. I hope it turns out to be routine!!

Not a vet but as a human if I saw that and it didn't improve in 1-2 days I'd do the thing

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

the 55 Burgers meme from ITYSL edited to say, "55 BLOOD TESTS 55 SHOTS 55 PILLS 55 BLOOD PRESSURE 55 CANCER SCREENING 55 PAP SMEARS 55 MORE PILLS"

me finding out my benefits end in 2 days

Stargazer!! @StargazerPlaid Follow Cybertruck hate is real. Just happened at my hotel in OK. Police report filed. @tesla_na @WhamBaamX @WholeMarsBlog@elonmusk@cybertruck @SawyerMerritt@teslaownersSV@jasondebolt @EZebroni [pictures of vandalized cybertruck]

Meccanica @dictionaryhill Follow •@Tesla Please reach out to my friend and make this right. On a road trip her .@cybertruck was vandalized with spray paint. And Tesla service in Oklahoma removed the word Nazi, they damaged the Trim, Glass and Finish in the process. I get it, this should be an insurance issue. *BUT* Tesla cannot afford for insurance companies starting to raise customers premiums because of the politics surrounding the brand now. And that is what is going to happen. Tesla fam, please reshare for .@StargazerPlaid until her truck gets fixed. It needs new glass, trim and the stainless needs to be refinished with buffing compound.

i very rarely bring posts over from twitter but this somebody spray painted "NAZI" on this lady's cybertruck and in the process of attempting to clean it the dealership absolutely annihilated the glass and finish lmao

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

“Sure!” I say enthusiastically, meaning no.

Requiem for Raghavan Last week, Prabhakar Raghavan was relieved of duty as Senior Vice President of Search, becoming Google's "Chief Technologist."  An important rule to follow with somebody's title in Silicon Valley is ...

Newsletter: Google has deposed Prabhakar Raghavan, the Man Who Killed Google Search, in a desperate move to reverse a years-long decline in revenue growth, product stagnation, and a categorical failure to make any impact with their AI products.
www.wheresyoured.at/requiem-for-raghavan/

I’m at the age where I’m old

If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison.

When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt.

But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.