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Viva la Birkenhead.* Citizen of Wülferhampton. Give peas a chance. *stolen from from the glorious Paul O'Grady.

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a close up of a cat licking its paw . ALT: a close up of a cat licking its paw .

A/ The world is going to hell in a handbasket
B/ It's Saturday night and everyone is pissed because the world is going to hell in a handbasket
C/ AND THIS IS CRUCIAL-they have absolutely no feckin' idea what they're signing up to.

07.03.2026 23:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a red hat and sunglasses says my man my main man ALT: a man wearing a red hat and sunglasses says my man my main man
07.03.2026 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black cat holding a nail file in its paws ALT: a black cat holding a nail file in its paws

and you Pal

07.03.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet ALT: a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet

As others have pointed out, maybe the time has come for you to -heavy scouse accent- learn yerself cookin'.
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that with your expertise on all things food (save for cakes-obvs) you don't know this already.

07.03.2026 22:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black cat is holding a knife in its paws and says `` excellent '' . ALT: a black cat is holding a knife in its paws and says `` excellent '' .

Well said Sire

07.03.2026 21:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shed loads of accidentally wine being taken all over the shop.

07.03.2026 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 18:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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elmo from sesame street is standing next to a door and says `` so there '' . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing next to a door and says `` so there '' .

I've had purposeful wine.

07.03.2026 18:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a close up of a cat licking its paw . ALT: a close up of a cat licking its paw .

Likely he'd had accidental wine.
Also, if you start The Crab Story again he even more likely to block you.

07.03.2026 18:45 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next time he's hooked up to the canular, can someone pump him full of Scopolamine please ; better yet Hemlock.

07.03.2026 12:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jacques Tati - Imitating a London officer then a French officer
Jacques Tati - Imitating a London officer then a French officer YouTube video by Damien

#JacquesTati - Brilliant. 🇫🇷 🤣🤣😁😁

youtu.be/3IWqrwC8Ntk?...

07.03.2026 12:09 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It's not Roosevelt we're dealing with. Hell, it's not even Nixon.

03.03.2026 18:26 👍 2308 🔁 356 💬 92 📌 16
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"I don't know, I guess it's just one of those mysteries that can never be solved"

30.12.2025 22:27 👍 259 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 4
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 👍 5464 🔁 1878 💬 53 📌 90

Good point made on BBC Newsnight (Thursday)
The off ramp happened when Ayatollah Khamenei was confirmed dead. That "mission accomplished" moment has gone. Israel continues to destroy Lebanon, leaving Trump with no alternative but to escalate.
Meanwhile, the humanitarian cost is already huge.

07.03.2026 09:57 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 08:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He needs to wind down the glee by 100% plus.

05.03.2026 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman sitting on a couch says oh my goodness gracious ALT: a woman sitting on a couch says oh my goodness gracious

She'll have to start GoFundMe for the facial fillers now.

05.03.2026 20:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Secretary Kristi Noem

@Sec_Noem
Thank you 
@POTUS
 Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. 
@SecRubio
 and 
@SecWar
 are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. 

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

05.03.2026 19:59 👍 6531 🔁 1205 💬 1150 📌 339
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4/15

05.03.2026 20:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet ALT: a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet

Maybe he wants sympathy sausages, as received post vet visit.

05.03.2026 20:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE"

"Fuck off Brian"

02.03.2026 21:16 👍 484 🔁 101 💬 17 📌 8
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a cat is laying on a white cushion ALT: a cat is laying on a white cushion

Blimey.
You don't half get up early.

05.03.2026 07:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 19:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet ALT: a black cat is peeking out from behind a cabinet

You're appointing a Royal Beard Trimmer ?

04.03.2026 19:17 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where is she right now ?

04.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's out of control, as are people around him.

04.03.2026 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Apropos of nothing; I've been on a diplomatic mission to Yorkshire; specifically Harrogate.
I can report my inspection of the Tea Plantations and Puddings Mines were satisfactory. The natives were friendly-ish and there were lots of possibly overly curious Sheeplets in the fields.

04.03.2026 16:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No.
Lincolnshire on the other hand is cabbage central.

01.03.2026 09:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0