Jeff Tiedrich

these hubristic shitwits all thought Iran was going to be a one-and-done like Venezuela. they thought Iran’s government would fold like a pack of cards after a single day’s bombing — and now that it’s obvious that this ill-planned don’t-call-it-a-war is going to drag on for god knows how long, they haven’t a single fucking clue what to do about skyrocketing gas prices.

not one of these let's-bomb-Iran morons realized that warring with the country that controls the Strait of Hormuz would result in super-high gas prices, and now they have no fucking clue how to deal with it. thank you for your attention to today's super-angry post. link is here: bit.ly/3OUkNXV

congratulations, Republicans — you own this shithole mess the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom

here's today's post: "congratulations, Republicans — you own this shithole mess" — the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom.
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these hubristic shitwits all thought Iran was going to be a one-and-done like Venezuela. they thought Iran’s government would fold like a pack of cards after a single day’s bombing — and now that it’s obvious that this ill-planned don’t-call-it-a-war is going to drag on for god knows how long, they haven’t a single fucking clue what to do about skyrocketing gas prices.

not one of these let's-bomb-Iran morons realized that warring with the country that controls the Strait of Hormuz would result in super-high gas prices, and now they have no fucking clue how to deal with it. thank you for your attention to today's super-angry post. link is here: bit.ly/3OUkNXV

my internic handle is JT16 and if you know what that is, you know how impressive that is

yeah, me too

that pretty much answers my question

oh look, I lost one follower on Spoutible. does anyone actually use Spoutible?

congratulations, Republicans — you own this shithole mess the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom

here's today's post: "congratulations, Republicans — you own this shithole mess" — the price of gas goes fuckity-zoom.
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oh my dear sweet lord, Donny Convict just dragged Little Miss Hair Extensions out back to the gravel pit. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

folks, please read my in-depth analysis of the firing of Kristi Noem. many people are saying it's a post like no one thought possible. it may be my greatest post ever. link is here: bit.ly/4cOlsnV

holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just fired ICE Barbie ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

BREAKING NEWS: "holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just fired ICE Barbie" — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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how fricasseed is what remains of Preznit Fuckwit’s brain right now? this impaired numbskull is currently mismanaging multiple foreign policy crises, and at the same time tanking the world’s economy. he’s in command of a nuclear arsenal, all while being so demented that he can no longer remember that his father and his grandfather were two different people.

what's going on inside Dear Leader's rancid pudding brain would be hilarious if it weren't so clownfuckingly terrifying. thank you for your attention to today's angry post, angry like few thought possible. link is here: bit.ly/3Njrsug

mental health break, once again but also some stuff about Donny’s daddy

in today's post: Donny hallucinates about his father (or maybe his grandfather), while Democrats AND Republicans use ICE Barbie for a chew toy.
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do you have a link to his posts?

‘please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.’ — the recorded message you hear when you call the Office of Overseas Citizens Services hotline.

I'm not making this up. if you're an American stranded in the Middle East and you call the State Department help line, you get a recorded message pretty much telling you to go fuck yourself. thank you for your attention to my extremely angry post about it. link is here: bit.ly/409JSAA

Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’ evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?

“please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.”

As an American living abroad...what the hell? Prez Fuckwits started a war and didn’t plan, organize, or care.

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/preznit-fu...

I didn't coin it. it's from the movie In The Loop

Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’ evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’" — evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?
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Dear Leader’s brain is overcooked scrambled eggs, and the word-adjacent noises that seep from his rancid anus-mouth are just a big ball of who the fuck even cares. drapes? who gives a shit about drapes? to listen to Donny prattle on, you wouldn’t even know that right now, people are dying in an unnecessary, unprovoked and illegal war — one that he and his fucked-up friend Netanyahu started.

people are dying in Donny's illegal war and the demented dipshit won't stop blithering about the drapes for his vulgar Epstein Dance Hall. what the fuck? thank you for your attention to the angriest post ever. big, strong anger with tears in its eyes. sir! sir! link is here: bit.ly/4sm3g9l

as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse

here's today's post: "as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall" — let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse.
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fun fact: Dietrich was the family name back in the old country

how is your name 'good blood'? it is because Donny's grandfather's name was Frederich? does that mean I have good blood, too?

Donny's neckgina is looking particularly engorged

here’s a huge mistake the worthless scribblers of the corporate-controlled press are making right now, as they cover Dear Leader’s Splendid Iran Adventure™: they’re treating Donny as if he were a rational actor who knows what he’s doing. spoiler alert: he’s not. he’s bugfuck nuts, in steep cognitive decline, and there is no plan. he’s making it all up as he goes along.

a drooling idiot is in charge of an insane war with Iran, and it's criminally negligent for the compliant lapdog press to pretend otherwise.
thank you for your attention to today's very angry post in which I rip them all several new ones.
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Captain Crazypants goes to war Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show.

here's today's post: "Captain Crazypants clownfucks his way to war" — Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show.
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Iran has a line of succession, just as we do — so there’s going to be some Vice Ayatollah Couchfuck McTurban ready to take over, and be just as repressive a bastard as Khamenei was. but Donny can’t be bothered by any of that ‘what comes next’ shit. he’s just going to wipe his hands and throw the Iranian people to the wolves, because psychopaths gonna psychopath.

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI IS DEAD, BUT DONNY HAS NO PLAN FOR WHAT COMES NEXT, BECAUSE HE'S A BRAINLESS DUMBFUCK WHO SHOOTS FIRST AND THINKS NEVER. GOOD LUCK, IRANIAN PEOPLE — YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. I LAY IT ALL OUT IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3OFYhSA

a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong? spoiler alert: every fucking thing

here's today's post: "a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong?" — spoiler alert: every fucking thing.
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remember when we had a functioning Congress? me neither

good going, Donny, you ruined Aaron Rupar's vacation

and then, in the middle of the night, we all found out that — holy fucking shit — the fucking idiot has now taken us to an unprovoked and illegal war with Iran, because ‘obliterated.’

LITTLE DONNY WARMONGER AND HIS SHITHOLE STOOGES KEEP USING THE WORD 'OBLITERATED.' I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE DUMBFUCKERY FROM THE LAST SEVEN DAYS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4laTQLF

"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like something that goes on in Donny's diaper multiple times a day