Zagreus

The word “too big to fail” come to mind

After tonight's performance, and their upcoming fixtures, I could see Spurs only getting 5 more points this season.
Plus, if Arsenal get the league wrapped up before GW36, I wouldn't be THAT upset for a draw/loss to West Ham...

They're going to have to cancel so many gigs.
Relegation is going to destroy them, financially and emotionally.

My grandmother was looking for a new laptop, and said “ I would love a MacBook but they’re so expensive”

She is the target audience, someone who doesn’t need a super powerful device, but also wants simplicity

If this happens, I would be okay with us not winning another title until Spurs were back in the Premier League, and winning it the season they return.
I’d also be happy with us winning the league as many times as possible while they suffered

4 to go in the FA Cup
9 to go in the League.

ATF, or to give its actual name, Alaskan ThunderFuck was my favourite example recently

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

John Wick 5: My Dog is in Dubai.

every single british person living in dubai would not felt one ounce of guilt living under the third reich

There are so many people out there who fail to understand the concept that multiple things happen at once.
The war with Iran is not to distract us, it's because Israel and the US want to go to war. The BAFTA incident isn't a distraction, it's a case of ableism and racism in media.
Things happen!!!

They've got a slightly tougher set of games, but we've got ones that we could trip over easily.

i wish Youtubers who spoil a game within the first week of its release on their thumbnails a very not nice day.

Saka is having a much better second half

That should be a booking for Liam Rosenoir for making the VAR signal at the fourth official.

That's non-negotiable, by the way. Automatic booking

GARY NEVILLE, CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE, YOU USELESS CUNT.

Cmon Deccers.

"I don't like Arsenal when they do this"
You don't like Arsenal ever, do you Gary?

Mikel is just as furious as us, TWICE NOW TWICE

I cannot overstate how much I miss Martin Odegaard.

Yeah, Martinelli makes way more sense tbh

Eze and Trossard off, Havertz and Madueke on please

Caicedo summed up

SAME OLD CHELSEA
ALWAYS CHEATING

Disgusting ableism. These wealthy celebrities are beating up on someone who can’t control his tics. It’s not about whether he can “read the room.” That word is horrible. But it was beyond his power.

Your father?
The MOSSAD AGENT? The fraudster?
Your family needs to be Romanoved.

Reaction on stream!

This is an example of mainstream parties choose to ignore something people hate, it leaves a massive gap for nutters.

TfL doesn't even bother to use anti loud speaker announcements

I see you also watch WoolieVS

Absolutely!
As disabled people, we SHOULD be apologising every time our disability makes us act in a way that is socially unacceptable!
In fact, we should all wear a special badge that says "Sorry I'm disabled and making your non-disabled life uncomfortable"
Maybe a black triangle?