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This man ate the Judge role

#lincolnlawyer

17.02.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My whole life is on dark mode. If it’s available, it’s on

12.02.2026 14:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Blessings and guidance for this new day

12.02.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?

11.02.2026 16:24 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 32 📌 177

Damn Serena went from a stallion to a pony

03.02.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My name is APNS and bitch dependence is no laughing matter

03.02.2026 11:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look all I’m saying is that there no Jordan without Pippen

01.02.2026 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2025 photo dump, anyone?

29.12.2025 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the fastest Christmas ever. I ain’t heard Mariah Carey’s famous “all I want for Christmas” yet.

29.12.2025 02:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

2025 is almost behind us

What are you most grateful about?

23.12.2025 10:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

Yall remember when we all first get there? 😃

01.12.2025 15:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man to man: When your brother teaches you how to fish, don't fish in his pond

01.12.2025 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blessings and guidance for the week ahead

24.11.2025 10:30 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The final boss: your mind + time

23.10.2025 17:52 👍 16 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

You ever clean your house then sit down like you just defeated a final boss?

23.10.2025 14:34 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

I hate when I sneeze in public and someone says ‘Bless you’ too slow. Like ma’am, the moment’s gone

23.10.2025 12:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some seasons are for roots not fruit

22.10.2025 09:35 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Going to my husband’s family brunch tomorrow. Can’t wait to spend time with my extended family. Me and his mom are like besties now lol. I just love how I naturally fit into their family.

11.10.2025 22:20 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What y’all excited for this weekend?

11.10.2025 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I’ve started lecturing part time.

07.10.2025 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998

04.10.2025 18:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.

04.10.2025 18:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mirror selfie?

04.10.2025 14:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Saturday!

04.10.2025 14:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.

01.10.2025 20:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

30.09.2025 17:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#MondayMotivation

You don’t know everything and you’re not always right.

29.09.2025 16:22 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off

28.09.2025 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It reallly is that simple

28.09.2025 00:43 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

- A prophecy

27.09.2025 23:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0