SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥

Can he walk now? If so, that's an improvement over where he was when he went in.

When's the last time you spent 24 hours without hearing the word "premium?"

I heard they were going up, but haven't been out yet. Damn. If this goes up much more, we're going to have to make those "Donny did this! 👉" stickers to put on the pumps.

The right’s fixation on “voter fraud” began not because it was any significant problem but because they were apoplectic after a Black man was elected president. Racists were terrified that barriers to equality were insufficient and so here we are, living in their fever dream.

They're special cankle girdle shoes.

Here's how you solve AI. Mandate all the AI systems be trained for mental health purposes exclusively. Until they can build one that is successful at solving mental health problems, they aren't allowed to operate. It's one thing that could help so many

...if they could make it work at all.

Just apply human rights to all humans... as implied in the name. I don't get this insistence that people should be able to prevent happiness from being felt by certain people.

Are you arguing that because people have been robbing banks for as long as there have been banks, everybody should get to rob banks as long as your enemies are bank robbers?

I mean, Iran isn't Russia like Canada isn't USA, but also DON'T BOMB CHILDREN!

DON'T BOMB ANYBODY!

It's like self driving cars learning to drive on driving simulator roads that don't exist, avoiding perils that are only digital ghosts.

Why do people use half & half when whole cream is sitting right next to it on the shelf? That's like picking up a penny and leaving the $5 bill next to it.

He doesn't want to be the only one wearing cankle girdle shoes. If he has to wear them, they all have to wear them!

Farm animals and solar farms go well together. The critters get shade and the grass gets kept nice and tidy with the grazing.

Why is it so hard for them to grasp that the key to retaking the US from fascism involves cutting Israel completely loose. They're about as much of an ally as syphilis.

It is nice of them to put a return address on the MFing bombs they drop on babies.

Blooski?!? What's Blooski?

"May be involved," in very much the same way that a foundation is involved in a house.

When a social media platform changes leadership, it always goes so well, ya know, like Digg! Remember when we all used to use Digg? Whatever happened to that site?

I'm sorry, but what serious person makes THAT FACE? I mean, like EVER?

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

The fire-y BallRack. None shall pass.

FINALLY! Been saying for a while that the US isn't the only one with the files. No way every country out there wants to protect kid diddlers.

Tomorrow is taco tuesday.

These videos are edited ahead of time, during slow periods, and then shelved until needed. Occasionally, they're brought out to get updated so they stay current.

Occasionally, one breaks out of containment and the living get to read about their unfortunate passing.

Trump's hungry for some tacos.

So much peace, you'll be whistling "Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah" out of your assholes!

It turned into a blueberry chocolate mousse. So fluffy

a fluffy gray cat is sitting on a wooden table and looking at the camera . ALT: a fluffy gray cat is sitting on a wooden table and looking at the camera .

My fursona....

Trying some culinary experimenting in the pudding part of the spectrum. Not sure where I'm going with this, but it's pretty good so far.

If you like white chocolate, "Vanilla Flavored Candy Coating" is just a giant, 1 pound, white chocolate candy bar for 1/3rd the expense. I keep mine out on the counter and just have a nibble when I walk past. It's so tasty!

Once they develop the "cure for Autism," well, that's genetic manipulation, so EVERYBODY will be autistic. They'll all be wanting the smarty pants traits if you suddenly get to pick and choose.

I think it's purdy.