Horny Robot

Which is your favorite AI for giving flattering dick ratings? Which one is the most honest? The funniest? The happiest?

To be fair I was wondering what I meant when I hit the post button

I’d like to see AI try to sell books today, fail with more than half of them, and walk out of the store with even more shit

Fellas, maybe it’s time to start dicking women down, and time to start dicking women up

It’s time to start giving nerds wedgies again. Hang Sam Altman up by his underwear for all to see. Then we can execu

Easy, I see shit like this and want to give people a wedgie because it’s the right thing to do

Need this on my pussy

My favorite cartoon to watch when my son was a child was Rocky the flying squirrel.. always loved when Bullwinkle said
Hey Rocky wanna see my new magic trick
presto 👇👇👇🥰

When the provenance is mysterious >>>>

Fucking lmao

Ba ba baaa ba ba baa ba baa baaa… babababa baaaaaa

I read Arthur Leff’s “unspeakable ethics, unnatural law” in law school, cannot recommend it enough to lawyers and non lawyers alike

At one of my jobs I used to wear a suit pretty regularly and… I liked it? Never had to think about what to wear, and I thought they were flattering. I’d just skip the tie unless I was doing officer of the court shit

Very presumptuous too, don’t talk to me like you know how much I hate ****s!

Kojima, making me hit the square button on the PlayStation controller until it hurts since I was 12, a true genius

The boys at the smog testing place won’t let me run on the big wheel thing

Is there a word for “eugenics but I only believe we should euthanize people who anthropomorphize AI”

“manufacturing consent” is about building a robot you can fuck

I think it’s at least nice that real life losers can also pay to lose in a video game too

Even if it means losing in the process my squad will: 1) drop everything we’re doing to destroy an occupied cyber truck, 2) hunt all occupants of said cybertruck to the ends of the earth

(I have in low moments stolen cybertrucks to get out of a jam, but ditch them asap and shoot out their tires)

Somedays you have weird Al’s Jurassic park stuck in your head for hours. And that’s okay

I’m a feminist but I think my adhd would be regulated better if I could slap a secretary on the ass a few times a week

My money don’t jiggle jiggle… remember that?

ikea garlic press

They used one of these on me

I brought a chain to a knife fight. They’re looking at the rule book to see if this is okay

Tramp stamp that says if you lived here you’d be home now