Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
22.01.2026 23:02
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Who's Got the Pain?
As it turns out, the powers that be at Arena Stage simply do not want to say.
This is almost entirely inconsequential, as far as I've been able to tell, but (I hope) it's still kinda fun.
14.11.2025 17:14
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Sometimes you wait to catch the next bus because sometimes the bus-stop eccentricity is a little too too.
08.11.2025 23:24
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03.11.2025 14:10
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Exactly. I was dubious about the concept beforehand, but was asking myself right up until the end whether Victor was going to turn out to be a legit fabulist or just a feckless egomaniac. And the Creature reveal! <chef’s kiss>
03.06.2025 12:23
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Survived a full-length staging of “L’Incoronazione Di Poppea” tonight and not gonna lie I wasn’t sure that was possible at my age.
29.03.2025 03:09
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On Live Conversations, Butterfly-Watching, Floppy-Haired Men and Such
Plus the tale of a hungry, hungry possum
The good people at Politics & Prose were kind enough to record my conversation with Drew Lichtenberg and Deborah Payne a couple of weeks ago, so now I get to invite all y’all to come listen. It’s about the history of the Shakespeare Theatre Company here in Washington DC. Come check it out!
08.03.2025 17:06
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Likewise! Here’s to more and better adventures.
26.02.2025 03:33
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This is a hell of a thing.
22.02.2025 02:49
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Free tomorrow afternoon? I’m not — I’ll be at Politics & Prose talking with these two interesting people about the history of the Shakespeare Theatre Company. Join us!
politics-prose.com/lichtenberg-...
22.02.2025 00:53
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Mortified to admit this, but the whole Cartier/Cardi B. thing just registered for me.
01.02.2025 16:51
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congress should ban linkedin. those are the user reactions i want
14.01.2025 20:26
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DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review
DoJ report acknowledges attack ‘was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’
"In 1921, white Tulsans murdered hundreds of residents of Greenwood, burned their homes and churches, looted their belongings, and locked the survivors in internment camps."
11.01.2025 06:10
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🚨🚨🚨 There is a live camel in the middle of Columbia Heights. This is not a drill. 🚨🚨🚨
20.12.2024 00:03
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Nooooooooooo!
17.12.2024 21:51
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Wait how do we know you’re not Fake Linda?
17.12.2024 20:36
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More Than Half of US Adults Get Their News from a Squeaky, Malevolent Voice Inside Their Heads that Only They Can Hear, says recent poll from Pew
17.12.2024 19:42
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
17.12.2024 15:21
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A line I cannot forget that I’m pretty sure was his: “… boots so intricately laced as to suggest perversion.” Twentysomething me read that with quite the frisson.
17.12.2024 20:06
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O Love Is Teasing (Arr. D'Angelo & Helstroffer for Voice and Guitar) by Emily D'Angelo & Bruno Helstroffer on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:23
If you want to think about something that’s not a holiday or politics or a gunman, here’s one of the most exquisite things I’ve come across this year:
music.apple.com/us/album/o-l...
12.12.2024 03:15
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I rarely stop to think about this, but opposable thumbs really are fairly badass.
07.12.2024 21:14
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I’d have followed anyway just because, but you get extra points for the trash panda.
30.11.2024 05:35
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His Dark Materials Omnibus
Kids · 2007
“That’s the duty of the old,” said the Librarian, “to be anxious on behalf of the young. And the duty of the young is to scorn the anxiety of the old.”
25.11.2024 01:04
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