Notus Infantum

My nyobest!

had a dream where my old roommates and I were planning a hike except they pulled a switcheroo on me and dropped me off at a daycare instead ;///;

WE FINALLY BUILT THE TRAIN!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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trying to balance school and work and family and friends and mommy and diapers and finances and music and projects and diapers and exercise and chores and diapers and mental health and eating right and diapers and diapers and diapers and d-

welp… circumstances change. CAPCon ‘27 it is!

Drawing of a puppy surrounded by red word bubbles with the caption; "I am not others opinions of me"

Opinions

you ever wanna be fingered and edged for hours while breastfeeding and being praised/cooed at until you're crying and babbling with no thoughts...?

artwork on the wall of the ABU Everett location I think it’s in the Cushies art style (I miss those…)

a photo of the inside of ABU’s Everett location no purple onesies… but the bear was super-cute!!!

a photo of (what I think is) a nursery IT’S PIKACHU!!!

a photo of ABU’s Everett location; I snagged a shirt

made my pilgrimage to @abuniverse.com’s Everett location…
waow!!

(now I can say been there, done that, AND got the t-shirt)

I got this from @trshfmme.com on Facebook in my Memories today

I just think it’d be fun to be asked “Aw, did someone have an accident?” in a syrupy sweet, super condescending tone by the person who made me have said accident.

mommy really thinks there’s more complicated reasons as to why I’m fussy than there actually are (like malice or careful planning)

no really mommy, I’m fussy cause I need sleep!! It’s that simple!!

Uppies FOR LESS?!?!?!?!

sign me up!!!!

fantasizing about being forced into regression....

whether i want it or not being completely irrelevant, it's happening regardless. insert more words here related to diapers, breastfeeding, strollers, car seats, playdates, birthdays, etc bc i'm yearning too much for them

I don’t think so, but I’m not sure! A friend shared this meme and I just reposted it

please bro just one more bro you just need a little more caffeine bro this one will make you feel like a child on the playground again you won't feel the rot and decay of your aging flesh anymore you'll feel so alive and focused bro trust me bro

is this what it takes to feel like a kiddo? monster / energy drinks?

man what some of y'all fill your sippy cups with is WILD

ngl the idea of Mommy binding me up in a straightjacket is increasingly appealing…

maybe I have a Christmas gift to order

a gingerbread train kit

mommy and I are gonna make a gingerbread TRAIN together and I’m so hyped for it

(at some point before Christmas)

a computer
can never be potty trained

therefore a computer must never
wear big kid undies

some tense discussions around it, but Mommy agreed to let me keep my trip to CAPCon 💜 I can’t stay the whole time, which disappoints me a little bit, but we came to a compromise

When you haven't been changed in awhile but you're mid hyperfixation

we’re at the point in our relationship where Mommy will see ads for baby products and glance at me with a smirk

*making coffee in the morning*
“I need to make some wake-up juice! That’s what you grown-ups call it, right? Wake-up juice?”
Mommy: “you’re silly” ☕️

Bouncer, with highchair a close second

a young woman lying in bed wearing a steampunk onesie with a purple pacifier & clip her hand is cupping a very soggy BetterDry night diaper

it’s definitely a soggy Saturday (and a cozy way to wake up)

I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode

The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't actually have to get potty trained

chances are it would’ve torn while hiking, which would’ve been /way worse/, but the takeaway lesson I’m going with is I should’ve just peed my pants

>be me
>invited to go on a hike with friends
>pads up
>tiny tear in the front plastic
>no_big_deal.jpg
>stop for breakfast before hike
>figure “eh I’ll use the restroom
>padding RIPS/EXPLODES in the process
>awh_fuck.png
>make excuse to duck out to car
>change into emergency underwear

I need a girl to take my paci out to passionately kiss me and then put it back in while I'm all flustered and light headed....