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This is just posturing. It's good that the Republican brand is poisonous enough to make him do this but he's still very much a Republican.

Or Marvin Sloane!

End of season 4. They go into some Russian city where a Rambaldi machine has turned everyone into zombies.

It was perfect in its way. Wouldn't change a thing about it.

1. Joel Grey brainwashed to think he was Ron Rifkin

The Republican Party:

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

It's real.

listen, this isn’t a lie, but it’s really close.

when you google it, the top source is Siskind’s own Facebook page.

the actual audio is just a meaningless blanket statement from which no one should draw any conclusions.

no actual news source has covered the quote, including Fox.

He did just turn a cool double play, fielding the grounder, then running to tag second and doing a jump throw to first. Did he need to jump? Sure, why not?

Practice, mostly

Here is an EXCITING video of Josuar Gonzalez running to first after popping out to shallow right field

😥😢😭

Not to kill anyone's enthusiasm but it was a weak infield hit

He's so fast

Josuar!

You guys! We’re at a Giant w vacations thing and I asked Kuip to put the date if his home run (we had to tell him the date) and he said “I’m going to write something extra for you.” He is THE BEST.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

the crawl on my TV says Great Britain is (+600) against Mexico today, and if this information means something to you, know that it's not too late and help is available.

The Trump Administration can’t even impose its will on Minneapolis when the full force of the federal government was focused on it, but surely they will be able to pacify and remake Iran, a nation of 90 million people halfway around the world.

Hell no to the state of the world but hell yeah to pho. Happy birthday!

The lesson is clear: you can use Proton Mail, but you shouldn't pay them

100% agree. Obviously the first episode has a cameo from the Arturo left on the Azure Gate Bridge world. Are you treating the SciFi Channel seasons as canon?

Me, in Learned League this season:

Pastas

heckin good bombos