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Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal.

Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

07.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2182 πŸ” 498 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 68
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Had to doublecheck the date on this

07.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 9686 πŸ” 2841 πŸ’¬ 327 πŸ“Œ 209
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Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Trump Personal Lawyers Bondi, Blanche, and Patel Hid From American Voters a *Minimum* of *95%* of All References to Donald Trump in the Epstein Files (950,000 of 1M+), Establishing the Largest Political Coverup in American History

10.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 3525 πŸ” 1768 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 141
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10.02.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it amazing that for whatever reason, nobody seems to want to repost this, but feels like "liking" it is good enough.

There's a problem here, folks.

07.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Name them
shame them

05.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 40320 πŸ” 11556 πŸ’¬ 609 πŸ“Œ 394
French Response *
@FrenchResponse
X.com
Investigating child sexual abuse material isn't controversial.
Turning it into political theater is manipulation.
Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn't fl in France.
Elon Musk & X @elonmusk β€’ 3h
This is a political attack

French Response * @FrenchResponse X.com Investigating child sexual abuse material isn't controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn't fl in France. Elon Musk & X @elonmusk β€’ 3h This is a political attack

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

04.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 11771 πŸ” 2562 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 140
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This can’t be repeated enough. Not only won’t they investigate, they may never even tell us who did this.

Think about the message that sends to the next ones. Nobody is safe.

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β€œIt’s called Stigmata. Look it up libs!”

23.01.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 684 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 14
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🀭

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Twitter screenshot β€œJ.D. Vance @JDVance1 Oct 9 [2016]
@JDVance Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us”
4 replies 18 retweets 82 likes

Twitter screenshot β€œJ.D. Vance @JDVance1 Oct 9 [2016] @JDVance Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us” 4 replies 18 retweets 82 likes

JD Vance, October 2016.

14.01.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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A happy and peaceful 2026 to tripe lovers the world over!

31.12.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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18.11.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7
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In Here - Dan Brotzel β€” Bulb Culture Collective It’s toughened glass, and you only break one pane.

The light is on for Dan Brotzel! @danbrotzel.bsky.social πŸ’‘

β€œIn Here” is a wonderfully tense short story about a relationship that blooms quickly only to be consumed by troubling obsession.

Check out Dan’s latest over at the site!

04.11.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Urge Parliament to enforce responsible recycling of all printer cartridges

Please would you consider signing this petition: β€œUrge Parliament to enforce responsible recycling of all printer cartridges”

c.org/q7wNBL8kKG

04.11.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...

19.10.2025 06:22 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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🎢The grand old Duke of York
He had β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
And he β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

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19.10.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 4538 πŸ” 1642 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 104
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#NoKings 🌎✊🏾🐸

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

19.10.2025 07:49 πŸ‘ 4704 πŸ” 1622 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 47
WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE

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WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE

(SO SO SO many people)

WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE (photo of a sparsely occupied field) WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE (SO SO SO many people)

19.10.2025 08:41 πŸ‘ 8529 πŸ” 2969 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 117
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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

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10 Signs Your Toddler Isn’t Getting Enough Protein Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.

Their ideal lunch is fruit gummies, a juice box from concentrate, and something that contains one of the dyes recently banned by the FDA.

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19.09.2025 06:50 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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As the Proud Owner of a New Kitten, I Just Don’t Have the Same Mental Energy for My Kids Anymore The life of a new cat mom

Until this week, I thought it was just something people said. Everyone always told me that once you get your first kitten, your kids end up taking a backseat.

medium.com/frazzled/as-...

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The Constituents of Light - James W. Morris β€” Bulb Culture Collective In my mind’s eye, Monday is indigo.

The light is on for James W. Morris!πŸ’‘

β€œThe Constituents of Light” is a beguiling short story featuring a protagonist who experiences the world in a fascinating way.

Check out James’s amazing writing over at the site!

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Chandelier β€” Bulb Culture Collective

πŸ”₯ CHANDELIER: BLAZING IS LIVE! πŸ”₯

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