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wowza, happy day of birth

Large-scale image of a multitude of countries depicted with sloshy bellies stuffed with elves (allegedly). Behind them all is Finland (depicted as Santa) in his sleigh and a sack of toys behind him, looking despondent at the sight of the reindeer being stuffed before the flight. He even says "Perkele" as a sign of disappointment. The background is the North Pole snow scape, with a crescent moon within a starry night sky above the "Ye ole' Wörkshop" that Finland has his elves make toys in. The order of the reindeer countryballs (from left to right) are: Romania, Estonia, Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Hungary, Poland(as Rudolph), Latvia, and finally Slovakia. Their bellies have profound bulges of struggling prey, bones, or both. There are little squiggle lines indicating digestion and struggle around some of their bellies.

Large-scale image of a multitude of countries depicted with sloshy bellies stuffed with elves (allegedly). Behind them all is Finland (depicted as Santa) in his sleigh and a sack of toys behind him, looking despondent at the sight of the reindeer being stuffed before the flight. The background is the North Pole snow scape, with a crescent moon within a starry night sky above the "Ye ole' Wörkshop" that Finland has his elves make toys in. The order of the reindeer countryballs (from left to right) are: Romania, Estonia, Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Hungary, Poland(as Rudolph), Latvia, and finally Slovakia. Their bellies have profound bulges of struggling prey, bones, or both. This alternative version does not have the digestion lines, nor Finland's "Perkele."

ALSO late-ish Xmas art. Went for a more traditional "2015-2018 Polandball" style.
Went for the B9 as each of Santa-Finn's reindeer.
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#vore #countryballs #polandball #christmas

Chug Away... 💕[COUNTRYBALL WEIGHT GAIN AUDIO, READ DESC.] YouTube video by polskaisbest

Ye' ole blob audio. Ambiguous countryball, and a pretty intense ending. Apologies for audio quality in advance, it might sound louder than I made it to be.
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#countryballs #polandball #blob #audio #weightgain

An absurd two-panel scene depicting the infamously rivaling countries of Israel and Palestine. In the first, smaller panel, on the right side, Israel is seen with a smile, thanking Palestine for the donuts. His dialogue is "Ah, it be nices Chanukah with yuos, Falsteen! Yuo make deliciousings sufganiyot!" Palestine (almost off-screen on the far left) is shown to be handing Israel a large platter of sufganiyot (jelly donuts) with the dialogue "Al-no broblem Israiyl! Am use al-special sugars in al-treat!" Shifting to the significantly larger panel (rightfully so, for the sake of fitting even a greater portion of Israel's comically enlarged body), Palestine is confronting Israel: "Haha, al-trick you!... am why feel haram sexy-aroused at yuo?" To the right of him (technically all around him), Israel is boasting a half-winded, likely excited expression. The obvious presumption is that he had been fed a far greater quantity of donuts that the viewer was not shown, for comedic effect. Israel, as expected, is sluggish. His dialogue, modified with subtle pauses and a few moans, reads: "Eurgh... you dirty sneak... oy vey..." "Ani should've... stopped of eating... b- but..." "Damned k- kosher sweetness...!" "Oy vey... was that Dead of Sea ani felt...?"

Practically the same as the first image, although missing the dialogue and the smaller panel. The viewer can now properly see Israel's girth without the obscurity of the other panel. Palestine is still resting on the "floor" of Israel's fat cavern.

Practically the same as the first image, although missing the dialogue and the smaller panel. The viewer can now properly see Israel's girth without the obscurity of the other panel. An alternate version without Palestine, showcasing Israel's blobby form without context. Could make a killer wallpaper for someone's PC...

Uhhhhh Hanukkah blob or whatever...
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#blob #polandball #countryballs

Just realizing the grammar mistakes, but oh well. Besides, no worries about English when all you know is העברית והים התיכון... 🫠

K I'm back from my hiatus.

Be blessed with a niche countryball TF meme. Gotta love TFs, and the slow burn of losing one's self in a new, complicated body.
(TF community, excuse the politics plox)

#meme #countryballs #transformation #identitydeath #polandball

I'm temporarily abandoning my BlueSky due to more age controversy, thanks random adults on the interwebs that are "helping me".

Frankly, I knew I wasn't out of the murky waters yet. I at least hoped I would get less "you shouldn't be here" notifications every now and then.

An edited photograph of a store (name unknown), with a smoothly drawn Bangladesh dragon resting on a large stack of toilet paper packages. He seems to be asleep, with his huge belly hanging off the edge of the rolls with his whole body laying on its side. Bangladesh appears to have claimed the toilet paper as some sort of makeshift fort. It's not seen, but he's secretly enjoying it.

FFFF
(Flat Fuck Fort Friday)
What's this? Something not Polandball related? A once in a blue moon sight!
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#fat #countrydragons #belly #dragon #bangladesh

Really needed this after some bad stuff. Love it.

Those Days at Home... by polskaisbest on DeviantArt

Now I hardly ever do this, but I'd love to share a little drabble of mine.
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CW: slob, weight gain, object vore, anal insertion, water inflation, slightly controversial character
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Portuguese Empire (left) with a mischievous expression while presumably holding up a water hose to Malacca Empire's (right and basically everywhere) mouth, inflating him full of water. Malacca Empire seems unwilling but also flustered from the rush of water, as his body takes up the whole background and is seemingly infinite.

"I learn history for relevance."
Yeah, I learn history just to make kinky art. We are not the same.
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#polandball #waterinflation #blob #countryballs

Thunderous Sacrifices
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Local village offers some scandals to their beloved Druk, who decides their fate once and for all...

#countryballs #vore #polandball #audio

Of course~ x3

This feels oddly familiar >w>

Sure is

We can make them as big as we want... no real limit~

Yup~

Very long thread heh...

It's so nice to praise fatties

Even the smartest succumb to the fatty mindset~

I freaking love blobs that get so stuffed that they get very dumb~

No thoughts... no resistance... just embracing the blob...~

I'm glad to have gotten you hooked onto my blobs~

I love making them inexplicably massive~~ :3

So relatable...

There's something so sexy about a super stuffed, super slobby countryball... :3

Oh no, it's fine. Even I eventually get out of my "lewd" mode...

I think I have too many personalities-

I'm tempted to make a whole account for just blobby stuff~ X3

Can't do anything but accept it, I guess... but over time, they'll come to love it~ :3

Maybe even all of the Balkans... of course, they would NOT mind being smushed underneath a truckload of Turk...

Very tasty~

For all we know, he might just be smothering Greece~ ;3

Maybe there's an industrial-sized food pump off screen~? All that matters now is whether or not there'll be more food...

(Which it's all typical Turkish dishes and cuisines-)

Greece managed to convince Türkiye to stuff his face a bit as a dare to get Cyprus as his.

That or maybe Türkiye couldn't resist and gave in to indulgence due to his unexpected hunger pangs~ ;)

a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

;3

Join the blubbery fat haven~ ;3

There's always room for more~

Heh...