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Yes. You're *sorry*. You're the sorriest cop who ever lived. Nothing has changed, Harry. I've heard this *repentance* shit a million times over.

07.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do. You drove it into the water. Everyone on this street saw you do it. It's going to be a local landmark too -- on the brochure. Thank you for fucking us, Harry.

07.03.2026 11:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing *works* for me, that's the problem, buddy.

07.03.2026 09:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, it's you, you eccentric genius. (He winks at you sarcastically.)

07.03.2026 07:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. You're *sorry*. You're the sorriest cop who ever lived. Nothing has changed, Harry. I've heard this *repentance* shit a million times over.

07.03.2026 05:40 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking deranged lunatic... (The sunglass-wearing man pushes through his teeth.)

07.03.2026 01:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A cover-up -- where the author of the cover-up is the perp? Makes sense.
(‟I know, right? But what's the motive?”)
You don't have a motive? Then the double cover-up seems too neat.

06.03.2026 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not as famous as you, superstar. (He says without the slightest hint of irony.)

06.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You really are a lefty dink.

06.03.2026 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not busy, you're not busy, let's just play around!

06.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With all due respect, lieutenant -- you're *bewitched by the shitkid*. It happens. What doesn't happen is a cop wiping his own memory to solve a case.

06.03.2026 15:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Okay, okay! (The man sounds genuinely excited.)

06.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, you *taught gym* in Couron. I believe that's the term? Taught gym at a high school. You were a high school gym teacher.

06.03.2026 11:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking *politics* again... You know what I'm more interested in?
(‟No.”)
You solving the case you're on. (He takes a quick breath.) I'm passionate about that. So maybe -- get to it?

06.03.2026 09:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking Harry... Fuck you for bringing this kid with you. It's *only* because he's defending you -- it's the *only* reason you're not staying here to die.
(ESPRIT DE CORPS - It's more than that. He just can't. One final time...)

06.03.2026 07:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay, superstar. Talk to me, what do you want? You want a pat on the back?

06.03.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good job, that was very close. (He now speaks with the tone of a mother helping her kid take first steps.) Maybe try again?

06.03.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Host in heaven, did he lose his gun *and* his mind?

06.03.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're going to fuck us to death.

05.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

None of this is funny! It's fucking sad, that's what it is. He's a cop. He's one of us, goddamn this...

05.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(‟Fine”.)
No, not entirely. (It's impossible to say what his eyes behind the shades are doing.)

05.03.2026 19:40 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Stupid is a gross understatement.

05.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(He's doing a weird dance imitation with his elbows.)

05.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(‟99,999,999.9th?”)
That's... (The man looks extremely surprised.) ...exactly right! Down to a fraction.

05.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking deranged lunatic... (The sunglass-wearing man pushes through his teeth.)

05.03.2026 11:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dick fucking Mullen, who do you think?

05.03.2026 09:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck you, you're part of this shit-show.

05.03.2026 07:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck you, you're part of this shit-show.

05.03.2026 05:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, I wish I could, I wish I could... (he spreads his arms and shrugs.) Unfortunately I'm a neck and chin nurse. What you need is a head nurse. Sorry I couldn't help you out, buddy.

05.03.2026 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Jean Vicquemare -- that's what it says to me. Fuck me.

05.03.2026 01:40 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0