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@mrgoldylocks

I paint cool monsters. Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.

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Latest posts by We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks

yea grab that mf by his big floppy nuts. it’s the only way he’ll learn.

10.03.2026 20:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that is a pretty awesome place

10.03.2026 18:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

learning to either deal with people directly or letting things fuckin go is hard but incredibly fulfilling.

don’t let chronic passive aggressiveness turn you into the spiritual equivalent of a goblinperson.

10.03.2026 15:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when they show you a monster but it’s too late gay law says you’ve gotta attempt it 😏

08.03.2026 02:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Lemme guess, hes a fast lay? 😎

06.03.2026 02:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

doggy wont judge you for using tummy.

06.03.2026 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we'll see.. :u

04.03.2026 23:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was told not to associate w criminals, even if they have very nice pp

04.03.2026 19:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

are they all convicts?

04.03.2026 17:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thats so friggin cool, ness. gg

01.03.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rook what is That :o

27.02.2026 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like a gentleman, he is 😏

26.02.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🍆💦💦💦

26.02.2026 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NO! Because im petty and jealous. :u

25.02.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when isn’t he getting folded?

25.02.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

has his appetite no satiation?!

20.02.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tamed by cock haha get it

18.02.2026 13:36 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dude you are flexing hard with this one, and traditional too. 👌

18.02.2026 00:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

honestly that’s a solid size for krog 🥴

17.02.2026 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuckin him so hard his speech bubbles un chaos! lol tongue

17.02.2026 14:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey i remember this guy!

13.02.2026 20:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He just wants someone to lovingly rearrange his colon for once :u

13.02.2026 04:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how you built that torso shape is so so satisfying.

13.02.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i know your balls are supposed to sag in the heat but this is getting ridiculous 🥴

12.02.2026 21:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

zaggy
baby
what possible use are those shorts to someone as yourself? 😏

12.02.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

phantbooooooois

11.02.2026 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

very hirsute 👌

11.02.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the most mediocre of samsaras

11.02.2026 04:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not from a fight but from that drag taking his pound of flesh out of his ass. 😏

10.02.2026 05:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

uh oh, party’s over?

09.02.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0