Jentucky Fried Bitchin'

Confidence level that all this will keep the feral cats from pooping all in this thing: low

It smells like a bowl of chili in my yard

Shock And Paw

An old lady wearing lavender shorts overalls with black leggings and a green long sleeve shirt underneath

Going full Toddler Grandma today because fuck it

"Yesterday sucked. Today will be better!"

Yeah, about that...

Side-by-side magazine covers. One is Jesus, one is Dolly. Both have their arms extended

He's taking too long to come back, let her take the wheel

A diorama mock-up in progress with a ship's ladder stair leading to a loft

"Realllly putting that architecture master's degree to good use," my brain tells me, snidely. Again.

This is why I can't have nice things.

I am the GOAT of Ruminating

Wow, lamotrigine works really well too

"You must submit this form... Which was also sent to the IRS"

Why the fuck do I have to chase it down, then?

When it comes to sunscreen, I am exactly like guys whining about condoms

"I know it's the right thing to do, but I hate the way it feeeels"

Small grey tabby sitting on top of kitchen cabinets with two shadows of her head on either side

Kitchen cabinets, Kitty Cerberus

Finally sat down to knock out the sewing I've been procrastinating for weeks only to shatter the single needle I need for the job

so

Pastor Ray Hagins - I'm About To Whip Somebody's Ass (Original Outtake) YouTube video by bobconstans

I don't remember how this got into my watch history, but enjoy

youtu.be/m0xeXxdBz6k?...

Yes'm

The sago palms and agave plant I ripped out prior could have never

Small bee visiting a Bluebonnet

Same photo but with bee circled

A tiny but fierce joy I am holding onto with all my might: a bee, in my front yard, at a flower I planted.

Grey tabby napping in "pike position"

Looks a lot like our Oona

Heart nose! ❤️

Large white cat completely asleep on my lap

Bigwig reporting for duty (sleepily)

Not a great start to the week when you have to take pictures of your cat's butt to text the vet for a severity assessment, but on-brand for the year so far

My parents live in Ohio, so my dad eats Taco Bell out of true desperation (but I but him The Good Stuff when they come visit).

A miniature table with pieces of a sewing pattern ready to be cut out and a small pair of scissors. Pieces for the bodice are on the floor. Piece number 6 is the pocket piece.

Top view of a miniature table with pieces of a sewing pattern ready to be cut out and a small pair of scissors. Piece number 6 is the pocket piece.

You better believe this dress is gonna have pockets

#sewing #miniatures

I ended up just watching it on YouTube with the sound muted. Alysa Liu's free skate was amazing.

Bigwig sitting on top of laundry as it's being folded

Maximizing efficiency through batch-application of fur to clean laundry right out of the dryer

Is it possible to watch this way after the event, or is it live feed only?

I want to watch the figure skating routines, but I simply CANNOT handle the commentators.

Is there a "STFU and let the athletes shine" version available anywhere?

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist

I don't think he's taking my distress seriously

A white ringer-style shirt with yellow sleeves and neck. It reads: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN IN TRAINING (highlighted in yellow) ASK BEFORE PETTING

Asking my husband to wear this when we go vote

Small polymer clay figure wearing a frilly purple dress, Mary Jane shoes, and a jaunty hat. She is proudly holding up a green button to show you.

Small polymer clay reptilian figure wearing a cloak resembling a Blue Jay and a crown of paper feathers. He is proudly holding a real Blue Jay feather (that I found on the ground)

These came out so much better than I expected. I am *screaming*

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

Everybody is fine. This was an under-10mph situation. The poor guy looked like he was near tears. We even hugged it out a little.