@authordariav
Indie author writing romances that flirt with adventure. And sometimes there are swans? (will be first to admit my branding needs work) Ice skater, DIYer, and big fan of staying cozy in my burrow. She/her Web: dariavernon.com Insta: daria.vernon.romance
Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a six foot inflatable of two concerningly horny skeletons making sensual skeleton love
What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK
There once was another new social account
Of which there seemed an endless amount
But Daria dropped by
Excited to say hi
And talk of dukes and rogues and viscounts!