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Axel Kohagen

@mrhorrorpants

Author. Troublesome and irritable. (he/him) https://gofund.me/8ae22a7c

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Dear @stephenking.bsky.social, if your Red Sox take our Joe Ryan away from us I'll be very sad and you have to promise to take very good care of him.

14.01.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know EXACTLY when 80s fashion spoiled and went sour, but I can narrow it down to the time between Poltergeist and Poltergeist II. #horror

13.11.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know things in the world are scary right now, but I have a sore throat. Can we all please find some time to pity me as I whine?

18.06.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Immediately investigate Joni Ernst Text SIGN PPLQMD to 50409 to send this to your officials.

Just a reminder: Senator Joni Ernst's allegedly had a sexual relationship with a military official who lobbied her committee, yet no official investigation has been launched.
Demand that your reps have it fully investigated ASAP.

πŸ“±Text SIGN PPLQMD to 50409 βœ‰οΈπŸ–ŠοΈ
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04.06.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a car with a license plate that says x ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a car with a license plate that says x

I want Democrats who feel about Republicans the way Kendrick feels about Drake. I want existential levels of disdain.

03.06.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Iowans! Time to rally around a candidate who actually cares if you live or if you die!

01.06.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brought to you by Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, except she probably wouldn’t even support giving the kid a milkshake.

01.06.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Must be in that tRump Bible he was hawking. Joni Ernst obviously bought one.

01.06.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Pride Month, Twins Territory! All are welcome here πŸ©·πŸ©΅πŸ€ŽπŸ–€β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ

01.06.2025 13:55 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

But wait, #JoniErnst! You're selling us Jesus instead of doing your job . . . and hey, didn't there used to be a separation between church and state? Let us talk to Jesus on our own. Why don't you do your job and take care of Iowans WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!

31.05.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey #JoniErnst! I'm an Iowan. I DID know that everyone will die someday. I just thought you might not be so gleefully determined to help them die.

31.05.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear America and the World

Sorry about Joni Ernst.

From Iowa

@raygunsite.com

30.05.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Eric holding a bunch of ARCs of Burnt Sparrow Book 1

Eric holding a bunch of ARCs of Burnt Sparrow Book 1

Friends!!! I have a ton of ARCs of my next novel to give away! Like and repost this to enter. I’ll pick a winner tonight (Thurs May 29) at 9 pm Eastern. US only sorry ❀️

29.05.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 22

Read it in a damned hurry. Could not ingest the words quickly enough. Disturbing, sure. But so much familial love.

26.05.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. Nothing tells someone who is suffering that it gets better like someone who has already suffered. Belief in healing is hard when you're hurting.

22.05.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite' A coalition of LGBTQIA+ folks and allies hung a large transgender pride flag from Yosemite's El Capitan on Tuesday.

Check out this article from Des Moines Register:

Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite'

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/n...

21.05.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't seen this one yet. Somehow. Want to.

18.05.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When did Iowa become THIS hateful and mean?

14.05.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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House of Bone and Rain In the latest from Shirley Jackson and Bram Stoker Awar…

www.goodreads.com/book/show/20... Thanks to @gabino.bsky.social!

11.05.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever publish another book, I want your mom to buy it so I can experience that joy.

11.05.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad. The corpse plant known as "Stink Floyd," is almost in bloom. How to get ready for the stink at Reiman Gardens.

"Stink Floyd."

Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad.

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...

10.05.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii:  β€œQueen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: β€œQueen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

β€œBustin’ makes me feel good”

09.05.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 9131 πŸ” 1178 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 874

Great horror noir at a great price!

09.05.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.05.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spot on! 🎯

09.05.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.

09.05.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 18609 πŸ” 3835 πŸ’¬ 459 πŸ“Œ 264

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 28791 πŸ” 8100 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 762

I still feel like I've got the cold black heart of a goth, but here I am in a polo shirt watching baseball.

08.05.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a gastric sleeve surgery and have been on a no bread diet since January. I DEMAND you eat that whole pretzel in my honor! Do what I no longer can!

02.05.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100 chances to disrupt him. How many opportunities have you taken advantage of? What will history remember of YOUR resistance.

29.04.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0