Chris Morris

MIGA? What the hell is that all about?

Great. Lollipop Guild, v.2

Incredible scenes out of Tehran. March 4, the US began dropping 2000 pound bombs on the densely populated city of 9 million people. I guess we’re not trying to free the Iranians anymore. Also, the administration still says this is not a WAR.

Trump has no idea what he's doing in #Iran. NYT:

His man bibis are swinging..

Rubio Bypasses Congress to Send Israel $4 Billion in Arms Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s emergency declaration calls for sending 2,000-pound bombs and other weapons to Israel as the war in Gaza continues.

Rubio declares an emergency to bypass Congress to send $4 billion of arms to Israel. The possible orders include more than 35,000 bombs that are 2,000 lbs. each — which US military officers say are unsuitable for urban combat. Story: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/u...

And of course, Irvine has the look they seek for this role. Mario Batali and his orange crocs wasn't going to cut it.

I couldn't agree more.

And Chief of Staff Susie Wiles is wearing an Apple Watch.

How did we get to a place where we can only run a hot war for about a week with the missile inventory we have? After that it's boots on the ground?

Prince - Take Me With U (Live 1985) [Official Video] YouTube video by Prince

Just because.. Prince shredding..
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His library and Trumps's have the same number of books. Wild!

If only there were photographs of other First Ladies with Epstein.. huh. It’s a head-scratcher for sure.

*to explain..

I’m 62. I still remember wandering the halls for a day when I moved to a new school, in a new state. 7th grade. Couldn’t find the gym. Kept returning to the front office and they must have thought I was an idiot. And back then public school gym coaches were real assholes so when I showed up late..

And will someone ask Trump to be explain what Anthropic is? He probably thinks they’re a store at the mall that sells torn jeans and graphic Ts to teens.

And his hair is fucked up.. gonna hear about that.. #SOTU

I had shelves of Peanuts PBs and then the Mad ones too. Wish I still had them.

Helluva investigation by @npr.org on how the DOJ "scrubbed from public view" multiple Epstein files that implicate Trump including in a case involving a 13 year old girl.

NPR showing it's work like this is important:

The defining face of the first day of the full-scale invasion is Ukrainian marine Vitalii Skakun.

He heroically sacrificed his life by blowing up a bridge in Henichesk to slow the advancing Russian columns.

Just announced: special guest Tom Morello will be performing on stage with Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band on selected songs for every date of the Land Of Hope And Dreams American Tour. (1/5)

📸: Pam Springsteen

Well there you have it. Thanks for the update.

HAD the Gold medal-winning women’s team been invited, the no-show list would have been much longer. Probably most if not all of them.

Massie and Mace should have no trouble finding good seats down front on the Dem side.

Also maybe because the dumbass was informed it's "toe the line"?

I can't help but read 'STFU' when I see abbreviations to tonight's speech. #SOTU

Can’t this guy go back to hiding behind his mother?

We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

Pete Davidson: Trump Can’t Read at SNL Table Read! YouTube video by Opie Radio

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