musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
Hundreds of Beavers 2: The Search for More Beavers
nirvanna the band the show is turning me into a canada weeb
few things i've ever seen are as dumb and great as Nirvanna the band the show the movie, huge recommend for the 2008 scenes alone
I hope this gentleman's last name becomes synonymous with punishment because I am so ready to see some assholes get Wydened
restaurant idea: hot dogs but they come with little corn holders pre-stuck on each end, no bun, with a long dish of condiment in front
perhaps itβs Perhapselline
oh I see the board of peace has declared war
Jello Biafra responds
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just gotta make it to july 20... just gotta get back from Mosswood... then i can hit that infinite jeffloop fr...
i love that whoever made this poster took the time to make sure the rat was eating a chicago style hot dog
for posterity:
legit this sounds rad especially during Muppet Christmas Carol season
also idk how this movie hasn't won every production design award for the last 40 years straight
watching Brazil in the theater, first time I've seen it...
and the Lord High Sparrow can fucking GET IT like damn
man i wish i could go to this. as my decor indicates, i love an Oceanator/Paternoster roster
...cool ok i qt'd the right post this time lol
so i got sent an 8 am meeting request yesterday to talk about how our buyer's doing
anyway unrelated but today i randomly decided to do the wordle
what the fuck man
Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.
damn Township's bass is so crazy i can feel it in my coronal ridge
x-ray arcade mosh pit for Anita Velveeta
the thinner crowd and more violent pit today mean there's a non-zero chance that somebody goes flying straight into the men's room
I hope this email finds you and in the darkness binds you
finally had a nice time seeing @heartattackman.bsky.social and overcame the awkwardness of last time when i had to drop off chips and salsa on behalf of a rabid fan that's apparently never heard the word 'parasocial' before (...but also couldn't go?Β―\_(γ)_/Β―)
Mechanically Separated fuckin rules tho
Beastie Boys' guide to crowdsurfing from Lolla '94 (suggesting that one be a 'certified waif' and that, per Bikini Kill's advice, you avoid putting hands on inappropriate areas)
that being said i've always subbed to the Beastie Boys' rules of crowdsurfing, >6' ppl what are u doing lol
i love a place that lets u stage dive β€οΈ
"winters in Wisconsin are so bad" lol k
damn this just reminded me i really have to construct additional pylons
me: wait you look nothing like jabba
another hutt: yeah that guy is humongous
wait it's british now?
