I’m Tired, Truth Is

Lmao you work for Barbara Howard?

I cannot wait to use “coongiblet” in my everyday life.

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Hopefully not recorded…?

Oh girl send me the lank

Like yall niggas COOL?!

Wtf did I just walk into

YAAAASSSSS

@almasuono.bsky.social Happy Belated Birthday girl!!

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We what?

I took the battery out thinking it’d stop until I replaced it…no.

My smoke detector started doing that annoying ass beep…but instead of one beep periodically it’s three short beeps every 30 seconds and I’m bout to throw myself into oncoming traffic

I’m so scared to ask what this is even a sculpture of

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this nigga 50 Cent really decided to diss a family full of thesauruses.

Lmao Happy Friday

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Big Booty Bitch Big Booty Biiitccchh

Bet!! Thanks

Somebody said if Major releases a diss it’s over 🤣

Nectarines have a weird aftertaste.

I’m having a protein shake and calling it a night…I’m not hungry and all my meats are frozen 😩

I keep hearing about this! I need to check it out.

I’m honestly just not hungry but I also didn’t take anything out the freezer before work 😔

What are yall doing for dinner? Sitting in front of this Chipotle but I don’t have a taste for it

I have cc cookies. And cheezits.

Well should anything happen you were with me as I taught class between 12 AM and 11:59 PM EST 2/26/26 - 12/31/26

WHO TF IS SKIPPING VIRGO’S GROOVE?! Did yall not read my annual reminder JUST this morning?!

Beat her ass 🤷🏾‍♀️

I am going outside and throwing ass at 12:01 SHARP when this BBB comes out tonight

Bi-weekly reminder that all involved parties snapped on Virgo’s Groove.

Not until I was no longer forced to around HS…didn’t recognize it earlier