**Assembly not desired—

#DiarrheaIKEA’d
#IAmTheVeryModelOfAModernMajorPedophile

art by Ian David Marsden

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🎶
Treasons Don’t Near the R@per,
Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein,
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie…

#Another40,000ComingEveryday

art by Jeff Danziger
www.jeffdanziger.com

🎶
Treasons Don’t Near the R@per,
Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein,
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie…

#Another40,000ComingEveryday

art by Jeff Danziger
www.jeffdanziger.com

STORY and ADIEU,
Are used for guesses un et deux,
ALIEN and BAYOU,
Could construe the right clue too,
And easily solve all the puzzles you will now go do!
Prepare to amuse and enthuse old Uncle Sue,
And really confuse your new pet shrew, Stu.

#WordleSchmordle

A Wordle Wrestlin’ Lesson 🧵

#HowToSolveWordle

As Bugs would say, “it’s time for a little *stragedy*”—

Blindly guessing you will soon rue,
Even Sherlock and Watson used clues,
Two guesses will effectively pursue,
All the vowels that you are due…
Mayhaps a bonus consonant or two?—

Friends, it’s a cult. MAGA is a cult. Please—for God’s sake, after a decade—accept this.

Accept it, internalize it, and then decide what you think America should do.

And as you think about that, think about all the other cults you’re aware of, what they did, and how they ended.

Shadow. Banned.

#AndIran(SoFarAway)ICouldn’tGetAway
#FlockOfNumbskulls

Shadow. Banned.

#AndIran(SoFarAway)ICouldn’tGetAway
#FlockOfNumbskulls

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Between~jobs Barbie, be gone.

Statue of Limitations

#MarkWayneIsStarkShame
#Machia~Mullian

Poltroon’d Plumber Penis Poverty Primer—

#DHMess
#SecurityImpurity
#Mull’n’Void

#BlackPeopleAren’tApes
#Mark~lameMullinIsInNeedOfACullin’

Has any yet told Mark~lame Munchkin that in addition to the interminable tongue~bathing of the Tangerine Traitor’s™️ taint, his other job requirement includes an intimate “arrangement” with Lewandowski?

#PleasePrioritizePlungingThePusillanimousPlumber

art by Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social

The exact moment when Markwayne Munchkin submitted his #DHS job application with an oh~so~lame and unforgettably unsuccessful public attempt of a strong~arm robbery on a seventy~eight year old man who is medically dependent on a walking cane—

#ProfligatedPlumber

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House Oversight Committee voted 24–19 to subpoena Pam Bondi for a closed door deposition regarding the Epstein Files...AGAIN.
@pleightx.bsky.social

Re~upping this—

#Proof

art by Sharon Murdoch

#MissionAccompliced

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art by Joep Bertrams

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…and abiding alliteratively—

Operation…

Embezzler’s Ferocity
Ethos Forbidden
Exploitation Fever
Epic~stein Fling
Exculpation Fantasy
Evil Felon
Epstain’d Forever
Expropriation Flim~flam

#OperationEverybody’sFukked

art by Pedro X. Molina @pxmolina.bsky.social

Krasnov’s Kover~up Krusade
It’s Obama’s Fault Offensive
Drumpf’s Dirty Desert Distraction
The Perversion Gulf War

#Pedo~dora’sPox

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#EpicFury sounds like Nick Fury’s dick nick~name…we can do definitely better.
Re~post and leave yours in the comments! ;^]

Operation Pedo Shield (circa ‘90)
Operation Pedo Storm…coming soon
The Enrichments Entrenchment

art by Morten Morland
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What in the why’d, why’d, whirled of sports are you fukking smoking @natsechobbyist.bsky.social? Do you truly hate children or just really love pedophiles?—both it is!
Hitler liked your post, bt~dubs…

#ReadABookRachel

I think I’m starting to think that nobody thinks life is as precious as they think they want to think it is—

#IndecisionJuxtaposition
#ITMFA

#DecisionCollision

And I guess we’ll never, ever know who was responsible or what the motive was? (insert shoulder~shrug emoji, here)

#ThePyritePirate™️StrikesAgain

art by Marian Kamensky
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Third Time’s the Charm is très charmant!

#TheOrangeSlime’sWarCrimes
#AndIranAllNightAndDayICouldn’tGetAway
#FlockOfNumbskulls

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Here’s the whole thread— ;^]

“And nobody seems to notice and nobody seems to care”—George Carlin

#AndIranIranSoFarAwayIranAllNightAndDayICouldn'tGetAway

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Art by Marian Kamensky
humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

#ThePyritePirate™️GoesClubbing

Here’s the whole thread—

“And nobody seems to notice and nobody seems to care”—George Carlin

#AndIranIranSoFarAwayIranAllNightAndDayICouldn'tGetAway

threadreaderapp.com/thread/11732...

Few people are getting the “why this/why now” thing right…others are clueless—well, hang on to your fukking reading glasses for revelation gratification.

art by Marian Kamensky
humor-kamensky.sk/cartoons

#WeAreSpinningInHisGrave
#Epstein’sEpiphanies
#BallOfConfusionAllAnIllusion
#ProofOfDevilry