Actual Seelie

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

The return of "good dads go 55" and harsher enforcement of freeway speed limits

Yeah dawg tell your fake anecdote about how you know how to do someone else's job. Yeah work in some folksy bullshit while you're at it. Oh wow, his jaw *dropped* huh? I bet this all really happened. Did everyone clap later?

There is a specific type of unremarkable guy who has done nothing his whole life but went to college and speaks carefully and thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and nothing gets under my skin more

Wearing a mask was made into a symbol of being neurotic and kind of annoying, and THAT'S what sunk the final nail in the coffin of widespread takeup.

Shaming people for not vaccinating their kids is in fact the one thing that WILL move the needle; it isn't an education issue, it is a social one.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

a passage from an article by Hunter S. Thompson We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that 8 or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history-which is no doubt true—but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th Century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

Hunter S. Thompson wrote this about a week after 9/11 and god he nailed it

Starting a business where I keep your keys safe. For just $5/mo I will keep your keys in a shoebox in a drawer in the kitchen. For $10/mo you get the premium plan where your keys will be kept in their own, separate shoebox in my bedroom

when Nickelodeon bought the building next door and expanded the studio in Burbank, they placed quotes from former creators around the campus.

This one from my all time favorite Nick show The Adventures of Pete and Pete is like the blueprint I strive for in my own writing.

Of course Platner knew what his Nazi symbol was. It changed his life. His tattoos were reviewed when he asked to return active duty; a trained officer looked for violations. The sleeve tattoos were OK. The Totenkopf was not. Platner chose to keep it. Somewhere in DoD, it’s all written down. 5/

Capitol Hunters confirms Platner lied about why he could not get back into the Marines in 2009. It was because of his Nazi/antisemitic tattoo. He blamed Marine policy barring sleeve tattoos, but Marine policy grandfathered sleeve tattoos. It barred symbols of hate, which is what the Totenkopf is.

Oh no. I can't believe this.

A drawing of Kiryu stuck in a kids toy car that he is way too big for. He is sticking out the sides at an awkward angle and grimacing down at his body. There are two speech bubbles on the left of the image. The top one with a light blue background says “Uncle Kaz, I want a turn!”. The one below with a pink background says “is he stuck?? Hahaha!”

Someone call the neighbors, Kiryu’s stuck in the kiddie car again! He never learns 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Yakuza #KiryuKazuma #YakuzaKiwami3

In the 90s comics, Ki-Ad-Mundi was the only non-forklift certified member of the Jedi Council, but publishing explained that an exception was made as his home planet of Cerea was overladen with pallets.

Y’all Come Eat done in the Pokopia font generator with an overhead screenshot of the game featuringbtrees, mountains and a lake and pokemon center in the background

A horrible garbodor cake with what looks like pasta mixed into it. Garbodor is a trash pokemon and the cake is made to look horrible

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This is a big year for games everyone seems really excited about but that I think look just alright

Former Blackwater mercenary with a Nazi tattoo who can't stop going on fascist podcasts: vote for me, I'm a socialist with (national) aspirations *smirk*

liberal pundits: I have smeared and attacked every DSA adjacent candidate on earth, but there's just something about this guy I like!

This awakened so many memories

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The thing that about child safety online is that it is going in the exact wrong direction.

As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.

But that's hard on marketers, so.

Clever little budget-priced CPRG just left early access with a good launch discount, too.

A weird swampy fantasy setting, semi-real-time combat ala Vagrant Story and a cool claymation-esque art style. Also hugely undersold so far.

Go check it out, RPG folks.

Oh wow. This looks beautiful. Downloading the demo right now

Imagine digging too deep. Couldn't be me.

Like I love enduring curiosity and think it's insanely overpowered but I guess there is tradeoff to "drawing fifteen cards every combat"

Also I do like my dimir faeries but I also just decked myself after a 30 minute match against a boros lifegain deck with the opponent at 3 life remaining

I know there's a lot of decent mono-red floating around but it's not goblin-oriented enough for me and I would also need to use like 20 more wildcards than I have

Dawg there's so much control in the meta I hate it. I hate that I have to run control to control the control decks. I've never been more aware of how many open blue mana there are at any time.

I just can't wait to be king