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They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

Commissioner Gordon should get a cabinet position when we come out of the other side of this.

That's fine. I'm happy to take responsibility for being hostile at "working journalists" who rely on a child porn generation site for their livelihood.

The unserious part is where you are fucked *without* it. Journalism existed before Twitter. Maybe "journalist" just doesn't mean much anymore.

Cynthia?

Same, but I was 17 and I had eaten a bag of chocolate covered coffee beans from the Gloria Jeans in the mall right before we saw it, and my friends wanted to kill me on the car ride home because I wouldn't shut up about the movie.

A 3D printed version of a corningware cornflower casserole dish, resting on a stove top

Good morning. Needs to be a bit taller but we’re looking good 👀 #3Dprinting

Just trying to microwave your lunch in the breakroom and this guy is in there like "You couldn't make Tropic Thunder today..."

Again.

...MAYBE a Jeff Foxworthy one, too. Maybe.

This guy's favorite stand up routine is Chris Rock in 99. He owns the CD. It's the only comedy CD he owns.

The nicest thing I can say about you, is that you seem like a really fucking weird guy. Why is that?

Aren't you one of Homelander's fans that he killed last season?

Even if I didn't see the PFP, I would know exactly what this dude looked like.

Well this sped me right into my "I'm homeschooling my kid" arc.

There should be a genre of music called Femdom Country.

My love for scented candles was well known when I was a teenager. Guys thought that was weird. But you know what? No one I brought home was grossed out by it. They never slept on a mattress on the fucking floor in MY place.

Guys listening some dork on YT about women. Fuck is wrong with you?

The dude I was friends with that joked about the christmas baking was fun.
"You'll make a nice wife for someone someday."

His wife commented "A guy that can bakes cookies is fucking hot."

The coworker who made fun of me for liking Savage Garden got put in his place REAL quick by my female friends.

I used to get shit in my 20s/early 30s by dudes on FB for things weren't "manly" or "what women like."

Like being able to bake cookies for gifts for my Xmas party. Or how Savage Garden's 1st album is a NON-Guilty pleasure.

Never take a dude serious about how to attract a partner.

"This is not legal."

Okay, thanks for the heads up! I'll continue not voting for him. Ball is in your court now, elected official.

This picture is ridiculous and awful.

They should have dick arms.

None of you can get banned from here because this place and LinkedIn are the only two socials I have left!

I Only Listen to this Olympic Performer

Please don't. We Tims rely on you having positive feelings about other Tims.

Remember how you love Tim Curry? We are all Tim Curry.

"Journalism is better when it's backed by live markets." is a sentence that makes no sense and means nothing.

Here's a better sentence: "Get off Substack and replatform on Ghost."

Ghost integrates with Stripe, and they don't take a cut. Plus. you can self host.

This picture is ridiculous and awful.

They should have dick arms.

Star Trek 3

the only human is McCoy

Sirs, this is a Wahlburgers.

I can't imagine being in my late 40s and putting this shit up here and NOT thinking it's lame every possible way.

Honorable mention to something I didn't see in the theater, but there was a movie with Paul Rudd and the guy in the Hot Dog suit everyone posts the GIF of that I thought might be good.

Made it about 23 minutes and logged into my Plex server and immediately deleted that shit.

Rogue One.

BvS was up there, but I actually left not feeling much of anything at all.