My family listened to The Martian on a long car drive. I feel like my 5yo and 8yo received a master's in cursing.
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My family listened to The Martian on a long car drive. I feel like my 5yo and 8yo received a master's in cursing.
Poor buddy, wtf
The Gulf of Tonkin was bad, but so were the invasion of Hawaii and the Philippines.
Dudes always want canal
Reach into that bag and pull out the wallet that says bad motherfucker on it
Wanna see a dead body?
They sure are showing us some ass
Trump installed a secular communist dictator in Venezuela. Now he’s about to install a Muslim fundamentalist dictator in Iran. Has there ever been a more fairminded president?
by Marc Thiessen
I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)
He strikes me as the guy who would razor blade the head off the grasshopper, leaving the spinal column intact to watch it hop around with the head in tow.
and there just no middle ground on any of these things. why do i have to give tax cuts to billionaires just because a large portion of the country is dumb enough to believe its stimulative? we all know its bull shit, im sick of wasting our goddam time arguing about settled truths
I have killed
the senior leadership candidates
that were in
Iran
and which
you were probably
saving
for post-regime change
Forgive me
they were irresistible
so right there
and so bombable
Liberals approaching the entire Democratic party nomination process like the cold war image of a socialist grocery. One option on the shelves. No like? Too bad. You must buy
36 hours after the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, Serbia hadn't faced any blowback either.
By the end of the war, they lost a quarter of their population: over half of all men in Serbia.
The best place to be in a nuclear war is dead.
We're going to get Fettermaned or Collinsed. It's very concerning.
pedo ass warmonger
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
They killed schoolchildren, Chuck. Your “imploring” isn’t going to solve shit. Resign and let someone willing to fight against fascism take over.
Just an infinite arc towards injustice and corruption.
Living in a hellscape
The tragedy behind this war is that it delegitmizes whatever government may come after the Iran's present theocracy as being a puppet of the United States and Israel. Iranians deserve better.
Operation Epstein Fury
The man who has suffered so few consequences in his entire fucking life. He doesn't know what makes the court Supreme. He's a total fucking moron.
warfighters do love Heavy Metal
True for Al Gore
Cartoon by
Drew Sheneman
It's a crime to be poor and brown and blind in america.