Why does my Instagram algorithm think I'm getting into so many street fights I need a carbon fiber lined jacket with built in assassin wire choking tool??
03.05.2025 06:58
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Why does my Instagram algorithm think I'm getting into so many street fights I need a carbon fiber lined jacket with built in assassin wire choking tool??
On the upside, this is kind of an entertaining geography lesson.
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I watched a guy open his phone with 111111 and I've lost all hope
My least favorite rage content is "people over 29 are basically dead."
IDK if #BJJ common knowledge or if I'm just stupid, but recovering from my injury it is waaay more effective to tell my partner what techniques to avoid doing, then just telling them I have X injury. Way easier than them trying to figure out if they can execute this or that technique in the moment.
Police drones flying above you always feels so cyberdystopian
The hell is everyone doing in their spare time in #Vancouver
The fascinating thing about having an injury, then having your body slowly heal from that injury, is it fills one with a sense of resilience and hope. It's a reminder that you're not static. Setbacks are just temporary.
It's almost weirdly magical.
That's an interesting suggestion
Oh it's been a week so far... One more week and maybe more... It's healing pretty well to be honest, fortunately it's the medial hamstring and not the main hamstring
I'm at "replay Skyrim and pretend it's still 2011" levels of mental fortitude
Very sad that I still need to miss #bjj for at least another week, unless anyone can tell me how to practice with a torn hamstring 😆
I still have $2,857.87 on my Canada Student Loan. This marks the 17th year I've been paying it back. Another 22 months to go!
(It seems ridiculous, but the interest is 0%, so I pay it down as slowly as they allow)
Love the new squid game but I keep asking, do they not have the concept of bankruptcy in Korea 😆
Congrats! First stripe is a huge step.
Threads opens up on the discover page, so I'm forced to getting punched in the face with bad takes and outrage bait. It also keeps suggesting posts for me that seem designed to make me angry.
I'm just here to follow people that enjoy the things I enjoy!
Hopefully that's allowed lol
I should have gone to an allergist in Bangkok. Next time!
I think soapbark
We're all just ChatGPT dating itself
I have been trying to track down a mystery food allergy. It may be one or more things. All triggers are vegan, specifically labeled as such. Vegan foamers, and the cursed Vega. No idea what it is and can't find anything anywhere online.
Heh, speaking of WiFi passwords, I sat down at this dive bar and was surprised to see I was connected to WiFi.... Of another bar I visited weeks ago that is actually pretty far away
It's the sign that says beer lol
I suppose most anything people are using these days is encrypted end to end anyway, but yeah I guess layers should not just be peeled back for my laziness
Security obviously is important, but at this stage of ubiquitous Wi-Fi, are passwords actually necessary for your cafe, when you just have password on the wall anyway
I can't wait to get back to Vancouver. Beautiful city, where you're guaranteed nothing will ever happen.
Fuck!!
I met a Russian on holiday yesterday and someone asked him if he was allowed to criticize Putin in Russia, and he said, "yes of course no problem, no really, no problem.... everyday I wake up and tell my cat 'fuck Putin!!!'"
I saw a phone on the street.... On a busy ass bar street in Thailand. Multiple people looked at it and I went for it and managed to get it back to the owner (a very panicked Saudi woman). I DID A GOOD THING!!! 😊
My hotel here came with a jar of barely edible chips of some sort that have made me constantly second guess whether or not I'm actually eating a decoration
When staying in a hotel that has an empty fridge, I have found like 90% are cranked to max cooling. Do your part and turn that shit way down!
Wow I haven't heard people clap on a landing in forever.