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Jokes and typos. Huntsville, AL.

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New season of Black Mirror.

14.11.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NO KINGS. Stand up! Stay safe!

18.10.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever reply without courtesy liking again. Ever.

15.10.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
STATEMENT FROM THE PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION:
"TODAY, THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT CONFISCATED THE BADGES OF THE PENTAGON REPORTERS FROM VIRTUALLY EVERY MAJOR MEDIA ORGANIZATION IN AMERICA. IT DID THIS BECAUSE REPORTERS WOULD NOT SIGN ONTO A NEW MEDIA POLICY OVER ITS IMPLICIT THREAT OF CRIMINALIZING NATIONAL SECURITY REPORTING AND EXPOSING THOSE WHO SIGN IT TO POTENTIAL PROSECUTION.
"THE PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION'S MEMBERS ARE STILL COMMITTED TO REPORTING ON THE U.S.
MILITARY. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, TODAY, OCT. 15, 2025 IS A DARK DAY FOR PRESS FREEDOM THAT RAISES CONCERNS ABOUT A WEAKENING U.S.
COMMITMENT TO TRANSPARENCY IN
GOVERNANCE, TO PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY AT THE PENTAGON AND TO FREE SPEECH FOR ALL."

STATEMENT FROM THE PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION: "TODAY, THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT CONFISCATED THE BADGES OF THE PENTAGON REPORTERS FROM VIRTUALLY EVERY MAJOR MEDIA ORGANIZATION IN AMERICA. IT DID THIS BECAUSE REPORTERS WOULD NOT SIGN ONTO A NEW MEDIA POLICY OVER ITS IMPLICIT THREAT OF CRIMINALIZING NATIONAL SECURITY REPORTING AND EXPOSING THOSE WHO SIGN IT TO POTENTIAL PROSECUTION. "THE PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION'S MEMBERS ARE STILL COMMITTED TO REPORTING ON THE U.S. MILITARY. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, TODAY, OCT. 15, 2025 IS A DARK DAY FOR PRESS FREEDOM THAT RAISES CONCERNS ABOUT A WEAKENING U.S. COMMITMENT TO TRANSPARENCY IN GOVERNANCE, TO PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY AT THE PENTAGON AND TO FREE SPEECH FOR ALL."

So much for a free press.

16.10.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

If you go to any No Kings Day protests, do everything in your power to remain peaceful. DO NOT take the administration’s bait.

15.10.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy β€œThe Chair Company” Day to all who celebrate.

12.10.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw someone use the abbreviation β€œAI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

06.10.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 7303 πŸ” 2399 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 98
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THAT’S where I left it.

07.10.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I must’ve left the gate open and got my whole village slain by the Mongols in a past life the way I worry about leaving the door unlocked despite never having done so.

05.10.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The barista who just announced β€œMegan, here’s your oat milk cappuccino” is the only person who I have heard say anything that makes a damn ounce of sense in a fortnight.

05.10.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This looks like it was designed to make the kind of person who’s predisposed to abuse solvents think it’s badass.

04.10.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. This is one of the most insane statements ever delivered by a presidential spokesperson in U.S. history. Totally disconnected from reality.

2. There is either going to be a civil war or abject Democratic surrender to autocracy. They are telling this you, to your face, in explicit terms.

03.10.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 5025 πŸ” 1728 πŸ’¬ 322 πŸ“Œ 85

Greetings ICE Social Media Monitors! Come for the thoughtcrimes, stay for the typo-riddled jokes.

03.10.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI is going to ensure that no artists or performers ever get rich again. Only business people who do business should have piles of money: that’s why they went into business instead of the arts.

28.09.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Making your audience mistake correlation for causation is how magic tricks work. On and off stage.

27.09.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had the name β€œChris-y β€˜Misterdemeanor’ Elliot” pop into my head, so now you have read it. I am so sorry, but this is a capricious & unjust universe.

25.09.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish. Maybe for the 50th.

23.09.2025 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you all have your rapture outfit picked out for tomorrow. Call me basic, but I’m going with flowing white garments.

23.09.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, YOU cried watching a Superman movie.

I mean, I’m not surprised if you did. Because I just did.

21.09.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, though, I’m about half through it and there’s been more poop than I want to see in any kind of movie*, much less a documentary.

*more than zero

16.09.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Content warning about the β€œGG Allin - All in the Family” documentary: at 10:51 someone rings Merle Allin’s doorbell & my dogs thought it was our doorbell and barked for five solid minutes.

Just goes to show you that GG is still a provocative artist even years after his death.

16.09.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Empathy at the Apocalypse: Episode 6 - Lizzo, Rizzo, and the Rizzler with Jason Sims Jason Sims joins Josh and Andy to talk about the body of Christ, the meaninglessness of podcasting, Dubai chocolate, Jason's social media footprint, the relativity of transcendence, pools, Indiana Jon...

6 episodes in, and we have @jasonsims.bsky.social joining us to talk about biblical casual dining, draculas, and everything in between.

14.09.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s the guns.

But they seem to be a pillar so foundational to the structure of Americaness that it cannot exist without them. Even if it kills us.

It’s the guns. It’s our country. It’s us.

11.09.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I feel less like a fully-formed human being and more like a crew of mice trying to drive a man-sized Voltron.

08.09.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The extent to which these maniacs are documenting and broadcasting all the things that will make their names future curse words is a small consolation but I’ll take what I can get.

06.09.2025 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who think it's excessive to have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the Earth multiple times are gonna feel pretty silly if we discover a bunch of other Earths we need to blow up.

05.09.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Sincerely" comes from the Latin for "With Cereal," a hold-over from the ancient practice of including one of those little boxes of cereal with a missive for the recipient to enjoy while reading.

05.09.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The policies that the MAGA GOP are instituting across the country, especially the ones related to health and the environment, lead me to the conclusion that poor people aren’t dying fast enough for Peter Thiel’s Dark Enlightenment timetable.

04.09.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t know about this new Entourage reboot.

03.09.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the GOP cared as much about innocent people dying from gun violence as they do about being disgusted by the mere presence of unhoused people.

27.08.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0