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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!

ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.

ME: But eggs are chickens, right?

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.

ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?

CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -

02.09.2024 18:48 👍 9213 🔁 2162 💬 118 📌 76

🎶voorhees a jolly good fellow,
voorhees a jolly good fellow,
voorhees a jolly good fellow

13.10.2023 13:44 👍 223 🔁 53 💬 4 📌 7
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02.10.2023 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Zorg from The Fifth Element

Zorg from The Fifth Element

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Elon Musk

26.09.2023 13:19 👍 1942 🔁 386 💬 53 📌 30

JOKER: have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
VICTIM: yeah, of course
JOKER *lowers gun, confused*: you... you have?
VICTIM: yeah, tons of times. everyone has
JOKER *hurt*: everyone?

13.08.2023 03:17 👍 212 🔁 50 💬 4 📌 0
Théodore Géricault's epic 1819 painting "The Raft of the Medusa", depicting the wretched survivors of a shipwreck signalling to rescuers

Théodore Géricault's epic 1819 painting "The Raft of the Medusa", depicting the wretched survivors of a shipwreck signalling to rescuers

"Twitter users arriving at Bluesky", Théodore Géricault, 1819

20.09.2023 10:10 👍 2905 🔁 870 💬 52 📌 46
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18.09.2023 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is @bluesky as fun as Twitter? Or do I need to get high first?

15.09.2023 01:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're giving me nada, at least add an empa.

14.09.2023 02:43 👍 74 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 1
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time to bring back this gem from bird site.

14.09.2023 13:37 👍 2594 🔁 863 💬 23 📌 6
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Corey mother fucking Taylor!!!!

13.09.2023 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I'm gonna fuck it up in a different way.

12.09.2023 18:01 👍 16 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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BurgerFi .... good airport breakfast...

11.09.2023 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Flying back home on the anniversary of 9/11 .... feels weird

11.09.2023 14:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.09.2023 03:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did the NY Giants do anything this off-season to improve the O line? This game is ridiculously embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

11.09.2023 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dance with the devil

10.09.2023 13:14 👍 660 🔁 186 💬 5 📌 1
Sign outside a Grace Methodist Church: "8 MEN HAVE AS MUCH WEALTH AS 3.6 BILLION PEOPLE, BUT SURE, THE SINGLE MOM ON FOOD STAMPS IS THE PROBLEM." I'm not big on churches, but this sign, I'll co-sign.

Sign outside a Grace Methodist Church: "8 MEN HAVE AS MUCH WEALTH AS 3.6 BILLION PEOPLE, BUT SURE, THE SINGLE MOM ON FOOD STAMPS IS THE PROBLEM." I'm not big on churches, but this sign, I'll co-sign.

It's not often I'm simpatico with a fucking church sign, but this one... Yeah. I'm down with this Grace Methodist Church.

10.09.2023 15:35 👍 3506 🔁 839 💬 44 📌 13

Freeze a piece of your wedding cake so on your 1st anniversary you have a metaphor for how relationships grow stale and cold over time.

06.09.2023 23:12 👍 79 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta say... the blue ridge rock fest has been the worst managed event I have seen in my entire life... what a mess

10.09.2023 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0