Totes Grody

goddamn dude, what'd you do to it? And have you been to doctor yet?

🎶🎶🎶 BIRD'S NEST IN A BED OF WILDFLOWERS, I KNOW, I KNOW / IT'S SERIOUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 🎶🎶🎶

...bc there's NO WAY you can always be your best/most generous self—but as long as you realize that (as you obviously do) & act accordingly, even when it takes more effort than you'd hope, your patients (& their humans) will be grateful, bc a lot of other professionals can't be bothered to

as somebody who used to work retail & who's also a chronic f'n invalid, I'd say that this is both entirely understandable from a day-to-day business/practice standpoint (like, it's TIME TO CLOSE) & also (I can only guess) one of the toughest things about working in healthcare (human or otherwise)...

Picture of birdeye speedwell growing between grass.

Hello pretty flowers.

my kingdom for a mental enema

can I travel thru the pooper?

Photo of Canyon Wren. Description from ebird: ‘Subtly beautiful wren found in picturesque canyonlands and rocky outcroppings of the western U.S. and Mexico. Exceptional songster most often located by rich cascading song, or harsh call notes. Rich orangey-brown body with tiny black-and-white spots, bright white throat, and thin decurved bill. Most similar to Rock Wren; note more contrasting white throat. Almost always on the ground or cliffs, running up and down rocks, repeatedly disappearing from view only to suddenly pop up atop a lookout. Feeds on insects. Nests in crevice or under ledge on cliff.’

Wren of the Day:
Canyon Wren
📷 Bryan Calk

I like the cut of this wren's jib

TIME TO SHRED

Illustration of hare in black waistcoat sat on stool next to a side table with white floral vase with spray of red leaves in front of window with beige drapes, sun, rabbit is holding a balalaika.

Hello Thursday.
🖼️ Yuri Vasnetsov

my five-star letterboxd review The Empty Man 2020 Rewatched Oct 11, 2023 i would like a job at shout factory or kino lorber or whatever where all i do all day every day is push for a special features-laden 4k blu of this

now more than ever

2/2... bc it's become a cult movie after flopping in theaters; David Prior has said that he has a bunch of outtakes & supplemental stuff already put together & intended for a physical release, but all they ever did was put it out as a basic dvd for Redbox back when that was still a thing.

As far as I can tell (haven't looked into it in a while), it's all the studio's fault (so like, whoever the fuck controls Fox now). They only let it be completed & released bc that was somehow cheaper than shelving it, & now it honestly seems like they're sitting on it out of spite... 1/2

Ass cheepers from Aardvark Spookies

honestly he's almost too perfect to be real

No!

imagine it saying SAVE ME, BROTHER! in Hulk Hogan's (rest in piss) voice

puppy dog

The Dead C - Tusk (1997) [128/FA] YouTube video by feke

—But now I can't remember,
Now I can't remember...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGn...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cm1...

quick, somebody grab a ouija board & see what Sam Kinison thinks

forgot you posted this; all I can say is that you should run, not walk, to watch Angel Above, The Devil Below, bc it is both terrible & hilarious

last week it was still winter & now it's summer complete w/thunderstorms, very typical, very normal, wheeee

I love that he literally has to spend his entire life surrounded by his cornball bodyguards

anyway, RIP Bob & Mojo

back in 8th grade my friend Gary convinced his local theater to let him have the giant cardboard standup display of the image at left; it barely fit in his mom's car & took up roughly a third of his bedroom

someone's about to get cast in this new Tarantino play!

When yr sodie too cold/curry too spicy/world is a fuck

petitioning the universe like:

he is in a room right now full of british people and he is talking like madonna in 2004, all pip pip my good man lets adjourn to greggs for a sausage roll