Last week, I texted the band chat that I planned to keep my LEGO Pokémon Eevee in it’s box instead of building it. It resulted in the best crash out of 2026:
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Fortunately for anyone hiring, a bunch of the best writers and editors in the biz are now available. @ramitabari.bsky.social @staggerblind.bsky.social @johnloeffler.bsky.social @rileysean.bsky.social and many more. Scoop them up while you still can. www.laptopmag.com/articles/abo...
Absolutely gutted to hear about Laptop shutting down. I started my career here, and a lot of folks you read probably did too. Yet another infuriating and sadly unsurprising move from a company who's never valued the people that make its publications run. www.theverge.com/news/695969/...
How come none of y’all told me Burnout Paradise whipped so much ass?
Daydreaming about one-handed layups
The eventual WarioWare with mouse controls is gonna slap so hard.
We need to find the “home cooking is NIMBY” guy and have him do a Factor ad
Haliburton’s dad is banned from the games and we still have Timothée Chalamet. This series is a wrap. #knicks #nbaplayoffs
There just ain’t anything better than playoff basketball.
i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
100 men vs one slab of Gorilla Glass
I’m gonna keep it 💯, sometimes I be sucking down cough drops even when I’m not sick
I think your NBA baskets should be worth one less point if you wear a t-shirt under your jersey 🤷
Feels like every modern tv character has a therapist 🙄 imagine if they did this in The Sopranos? #TheLastofUs
Letterboxd/The Love Below
How it feels downloading TikToks so that my friends without TikTok can watch them
congratulations to all basketball teams. i’ll never know how you get the ball to bounce like that but whatever you’re doing, keep doing it
Wild how after all these technological advancements, Mario Kart 8 on the Switch OLED still looks better than pretty much every other video game.
I feel physically sick.
Myself and @henrytcasey.net bought and used a bunch of cheap junk on Amazon Haul so that you don't have to. This was a fun one, check it out! www.cnn.com/cnn-undersco...
March Madness is just March Regular for a guy like me 😈
NBA reffing is so terrible unless it benefits the Knicks specifically.
This might already be a top 5 heel promo of all time. #WWERAW
Quite frankly I don’t get enough love and respect from my non-TikTok friends whom I regularly download and screen record videos for.
I hate when people are like “let me be frank” and their name is John or somethin
Had a nightmare that John Cena turned heel last night 😓
Hell yeah! Had a blast writing that for @jordanwminor.bsky.social :)
We actually might be getting another Lakers vs. Celtics finals this year.
