Like my grandma would say “you think you know better than Jesus??” And then give the biggest side eye
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Like my grandma would say “you think you know better than Jesus??” And then give the biggest side eye
I've never seen vinegar in any of the recipes I've looked up.
of course!
basically dawn, water, rubbing alcohol
myheavenlyrecipes.com/dawn-powerwa...
And once you have the bottle, you can just make it yourself.
Taking the Lord's name in vain is less about saying "OMG" and more about claiming He ordained you to bomb a nation, including a girl's school, with "maximum lethality"
Bonding with my cat (watching cat videos that he has no interest in)
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved posting a thread 🧵🧵🧵 (1/95)
Feeny is 99 today
Yep. It’s alarming
Are you even a millennial if you can’t switch between traumatic conversation and sending dumb memes?
the only kind of love story happens later on, with the kids who try to actually break bad cycles and habits.
I've read it a few times. it's been romanticized by people who truly think it's hot to have a toxic and almost violent love affair/relationship.
my prof straight up told our class it's not a love story and should not be viewed as such 🙃
I’m pale and have Irish heritage, I know how to do sunscreen 😂 but my southern Italian heritage loves the sun. But yeah you just have to be smart and definitely hydrate with electrolytes, especially in July!!
Twinning ✨✨
I was there in march last time and it was perfect.
Tbh I like the heat so I think I could handle it with appropriate hydrating and AC. but I’d still prefer other times of the year. 🫠
We had bagel day yesterday
Will do! It’s a group trip so I’m still waiting to hear details. We were considering late spring or late fall!
Might be in Arizona later this year so maybe you can meet both me and Josh if you can get there 👀👀
This is fascinating because I am barely 5 foot and I hear frequently I give off tall girl energy👀👀
I simply am exhausted by this administration ruining everything and anything.
STOP IT.
“Save the world” army recruitment rhetoric in 3, 2, 1 …
I didn’t either but I remembered what my return was like last year so I did them anyway.
Bread is always the answer
It’s genuinely one of the best comedies of the last 15 years.
OK, maybe it's time for a rewatch
(From Chicago)
Omg they’re making a show about Julius Pepperwood.
I live for blueberry pie and blueberry cobbler and blueberry waffles 😭😭