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@caseyhartman

Just another nobody refugee from Twitter that pines for the days of boring politics and a shared reality. I believe healthcare is a basic human right. Obviously, I'm a fan of lost causes, as evidenced by my continued playing of HOTS.

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Yeah, I finally turned the corner on the new characters and started beating the base difficulty. Guess it's time to work my way up the ascensions.

09.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gov: WE WILL PUT ALL TRANSACTIONS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN

*public asks for money back from highly tracked government transaction*

Gov: how could anyone possibly know where any of those billions of dollars are?

06.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a green donut with a hole in the middle and a red bar that says 250/250 ALT: a green donut with a hole in the middle and a red bar that says 250/250

Have you considered something that will eat all of your free time at 1/10th the frustration?

05.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So are you're not going to confirm Markwayne, right?....right?

05.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this the best you've got? People were killed under her watch.

05.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a white cat is laying on its back with the words gimme gimme written above it ALT: a white cat is laying on its back with the words gimme gimme written above it

Two more hours until Slay the Spire 2? I need it now!

05.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the point, but what is the significance of repeatedly referring to someone as a dog walker? She must be one heck of a pet companion to merit all that.

04.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A regime change in the US is more likely than in Iran using the current methods.

02.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG stop shooting threes until you prove you can make a shot outside 10 ft.

02.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's almost exclusively morons.

01.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trash-ass leader.

28.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me explaining Primer to random strangers on the street

28.02.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a small brown and white puppy is standing on a tiled floor . ALT: a small brown and white puppy is standing on a tiled floor .

Coincidentally, the 4th book of the Tyrant Philosophers series, Pretenders to the Throne of God, released two weeks ago and I'm almost done with it so we're due for a shadow drop of a sequel to Shroud. (Pretty please?)

26.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Complete @aptshadow.bsky.social erasure. I'm pretty sure he has a full length novel coming out every two weeks.

26.02.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should have done it about someone that freezes up and just sways for 30 minutes at a campaign event. I feel like that joke might have gotten a laugh or two.

19.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth . Alt: a close up of a person 's hand giving a thumbs up going into molten metal.

My mind went somewhere more...wholesome?

18.02.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it me, or is the company named after an ED drug you'd see on a late night infomercial?

18.02.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C) All of the above

17.02.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The JD Vance of England using her powers for good? Dare to dream.

15.02.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where are all the top ranked basketball teams? #Michigan

15.02.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do not, understand any circumstances, have to hand it to Fanduel.

11.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Normally this would be an issue, but I bumbled into having an actually good work laptop, so it pushes 4 external screens: Two 32" stacked, a 27" portrait for email and a portable screen for personal consumption. Really need 'em all when I get cooking on Excel.

09.02.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They might be able to force me to buy a ticket, but there is no way I'd waste 108 minutes of my life in there.

07.02.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it's a short, nasty response I immediately assume Cheung wrote it. Everyone in the administration is the worst, but he might be THE WORST.

07.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was building the same list earlier today, and almost missed that leg of his journey. Forgettable would be an understatement.

04.02.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sixers

04.02.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First it's fingerguns. Next thing you know, it's fingerbangs for everyone.

Real slippery slope.

03.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who watches the watchmen?

Other watchmen, apparently. Huh.

03.02.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Props to the Target worker in red that did as much as he could to defuse the situation without getting fired.

02.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Young Giamatti
Young Hackman
Old Paul Dano?

02.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0