Tim O’Callaghan

I need to say it out loud: ice dancing isn’t a sport.

Love Rotterdam: this is making me want to go back.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it’s probably a *massive racist*

Upto a scarcely believable 41st overall in fantasy football this week. Bench boost coming up trumps #fpl #GW18

There is no precedent for this I’ve been consistently mediocre for 20 years. It’s not like Leicester City winning the premier league but Slough Town doing it.

I am, quite unbelievably, currently in the top 1200 in Fantasy Premier League. There are around 12 million players so that is the top 0.0001%.

Nigel Farage: what are schoolboy racism claims – and why have they resurfaced? David Lammy has clarified remarks that the Reform leader ‘flirted with Hitler Youth’. Here is the background to the row

The question isn’t so much was he a fascist (almost certainly yes) but is he still one? And if you’re not sure yet then you haven’t been paying close enough attention.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Me arriving at work on my first day back from holiday and me leaving work after my first day back from holiday 🫠

If you fancy a digital detox I can recommend the North Devon coast which appears to have almost no mobile phone reception or free WiFi.

The weather at every English summer fair:

I don’t know what the answer is but I know that it’s definitely not Jeremy Corbyn.

They hate ‘modernism’ / brutalism because so much of it was funded by the state. It represents everything they are fighting so hard to destroy.

A very warm walk followed by a pint in (officially and actually) the best pub in South Bucks

A Saudi journalist tweeted against the government – and was executed for ‘high treason’ The death of Turki al-Jasser was the first high-profile killing of a journalist since the 2018 murder of Jamal Khashoggi

A reminder of why it's not cool to work for the Saudi government: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Love that you explained robot wars here.

I’d probably agree although I had some pilsners in the Czech Republic and some decent ‘dunkelbier’ in Germany that might knock on the door of a top 5

Haven’t had the pleasure of trying either. Are they all British cask ales out of interest?

Go on: I’m curious now what are the other 5?

Year 4 I love you all, you are amazing 🤩

Ruben your 2020 portrait lives in my head rent free. When I see your artistic journey since then it makes me feel very emotional.

Nancy likes vampires and heavy metal music. She identifies as Slytherin. If you went back in time and asked Picasso to do a portrait that captured her spirit I don’t think he would do a better job.

Max: are those muscles or do you have 3 elbows on each arm? Also what’s the horizon line? Are you in water? Jumping up from behind a fence? Is it all just a dream?

What if I told you Noelita is from Peru with Inca heritage 🤯

Aurora: you are beautiful too

Ok girls, we get it: you’re pretty, your hair is nice, we love you.

Ettan has done a self portrait… of a self portrait 😵‍💫

Joshua and Charlie have drawn themselves in a box: that’s cool. I feel like there’s different things going on here though. Maybe Charlie’s on an actual piece of paper?

I’m going to go with the obvious questions first. Heron: it’s 2025 and you’re 9 years old: why are you wearing a top hat?

HUGE day…

year 4 self portraits just dropped.
So much going on here, let’s dive in…

Got to admit I'm very happy not to be at UKReiiF rn.