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Pumpkin carved so the end looks like a cat's butt.

"Cruel Angel's Thesis is officially 30 years old. I still haven't watched Eva, sorry" -Oikawa Neko, Lyricist

White fluffy cat face down flat with arms bent like chicken wings

So for some reason I came home and found Artie spatchcocked????

So for some reason I came home to find Artie spatchcocked yesterday????

Pink jack-o-lantern mug with eyelashes and white winking lashed jack-o-lantern mug with a pink bow on top

Granted I’m at a Ross, so the shopper demographic is skewed, and I do love these besties, but u gotta wonder if it’s related to the political climate veering the way it has in the past year(s)

Personally I thought pastels were enough indication of “this is for the aesthetic ‘girlies’”, but now it’s like. Oh you’re a GORL who likes Halloween????? GORLS. It’s like the female version of dudemilkk

Is it just me or are holiday decorations veering hard into sexual dimorphism this year. It’s not enough for the skull or the jack-o-lantern to be pink, you gotta add eyelashes and butterflies too.

In other news, I found out I can punk health my coffee by using vanilla ensure instead of creamer lol

To be clear, it’s not as if they’re precutting the burger to fit the mold, they’re just shoving it in there and extruding out unceremoniously. I’ve seen someone do nugs and fries too, but the burger comes out the best because the shiny bun kinda makes a convincing mooncake

Current hot meme on xhs is to make cursed mooncakes. So far I’ve seen cheeseburger mooncake, dumpling mooncake, and now, sand mooncake

The bright side of my trunk lock being slightly jank is that nobody can steal from my trunk even if my car is unlocked because it’ll jam unless you follow a specific set of steps to open it

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

It happened again

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

Black sea nettle with long, flowing, orange tentacles drifting gracefully through deep blue ocean water

✨In twilight tides where moonlight swells,
The black sea nettle softly dwells.
A veil of ink, a ghostly thread,
With trailing arms of starlight spread.
🌊And here on shore, our hands can mend
The seas these jellies call a friend.
We clean, protect, and learn to see
That every wave holds you and me.

They have one of these in the US I’m shocked

A pho-tus, if you will

Just to be clear, I am not and will never be pregananan, I mean that my mom ate hella pho when I was a fetus

Cy’s under the knife rn and I’m currently breaking down because I might be allergic to my womb food

Even though our roommate situation blew out figuratively, I suppose I should thank God it didn’t do it literally

“It’s fine, I do it all the time”
Girl it is Not Fine, You Should Not Do That All The Time

Screams bc I suddenly remembered that my ex roommate used to hang her wet underwear to dry on the door of the breaker box until I firmly and politely recommended to not do that

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Honey butter chips taste pretty good with pistachio ice cream actually

I‘ve owned one of these for the past 2 years, but I really didn’t think too deeply on it besides “ah yes, engrish”

This ia so insanely grim i am SCREAMING

CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃

Post by suzuki_takaya 衝撃の事実。ネコは１日12−16時間寝るけれども、この丸まったポジションの左巻き・右巻きのどちらが多いか。YouTubeで何匹もの眠るネコを観察し、266匹（65％）のネコが左巻き、142匹のネコが右巻きに寝ていたことを発見。有意な差が見られたとのこと。人類史上に残る幸せな研究といえる。

Not Japan-related, but since we all need a distraction from The Horrors, Takaya Suzuki points out a study that examined 408 sleeping cats and found the majority (65%) curl leftwards.

I'm not sure how useful this information is, but...it's yours now.

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

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